Sopranos
Sopranos

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Christopher brings JT into a meeting, which I thought he said was going to be at the Bing, but actually appears to be at Little Carmine Lupertazzi's house. Carmine is thinking about producing Christopher's film, since he has experience in making pornos. Carmine welcomes all of them, as most of the Family members are sitting around, waiting to hear about potentially investing in the film. Christopher tells JT to give his pitch. JT starts talking and realizes that he's not sure if he should acknowledge that he knows what these guys do for a living, but Christopher helps him out. JT says that the hero's name is "The Butcher." Before he can continue, Sil interrupts and says that they need to change the name, due to "a certain butcher out of AC." Christopher realizes what Sil means, and agrees to change the name. JT tries to get back on track, and the guys all laugh over his description of the hero being alive when he gets cut up. JT continues, explaining that the hero's body parts reassemble, but he's missing a hand, so he ties a cleaver onto his arm and goes out to get revenge. The title is now Pork Store Killer, but JT would like to suggest Cleaver.

The guys immediately start picking nits. Vito wants to know if the guy is a ghost, and Carmine says he's "a zombie of sorts." Patsy points out that it's not that plausible that all his body parts would end up at the same dump. I'm sure that would be the first thing that the average moviegoer would think about. Sil wants to quibble about the genre; he doesn't think it's a true slasher film. JT tries to educate Sil on the genre, but it leads to an argument over whether or not Michael Myers is supernatural. Which he totally is, at least in the sequels, but whatever. Christopher points out that Saw and The Ring made millions. Vinnie Delpino speaks up, having thought very deeply about this whole thing, and offers that they might have deposited the parts along the same garbage route, which would mean they would all end up in the same dump. Well, thanks Vinnie. Problem solved. Vito is still upset about the hero being a ghost, and Christopher yells, "Ghostbusters! Another fucking money machine." That whole scene was hilarious. I don't think the storyline is going to end well for JT, but I can't wait to see how it plays out.

Sopranos

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