Sopranos
Sopranos

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Kim: A- | 821 USERS: C+
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Tony tells Melfi about Bobby's injury, and admits that he's disgusted with what goes on in Janice's family. Melfi wonders whether it's just bad luck, or if Tony thinks Janice deserves what she gets. Tony doesn't know, but he does know that Janice attracts drama and "creams over the misery." Ew. Melfi asks simply, "Does she remind you of anyone?" Tony doesn't answer and starts going on and on how, when they were growing up, Janice was beautiful and always had tons of guys after her. Melfi wonders whether Tony was "sexually threatened," and Tony is disgusted that she thinks he wanted to fuck his mother and also his sister. Melfi says that it's normal to have sexual feelings for a sibling early on, and that it was probably mutual. Tony is still grossed out. Melfi changes tacks and wonders why Tony and Janice had a strong bond as kids, but don't now. Tony says that Janice fought with Livia and took off as soon as she could, something he never would have done because he did what he was told. Melfi asks Tony what he got from his father, and Tony thinks she's talking about success and money. Melfi thinks there's something else. I think Melfi's referencing the anxiety attacks or various other psychological problems, but Tony ignores that and says that he ended up having to deal with his mother for years, while Janice got to take off, live life, and have fun. And now Janice is back, expecting a piece of the pie that she didn't earn. Tony concludes, "She gets nothing! 'Cause I got the scars! It's mine!" Melfi looks a little shocked at the anger and is probably thinking, "I can't believe I didn't bring up his sister like three years ago! This is a goldmine of repressed feelings."

Vito sautés some onions and garlic, preparing dinner. He lights some candles, as Jimbo returns home from a call. Vito explains that he's making dinner like they do back home. He dishes out the first course for Jimbo and then goes back to chopping onions. Jimbo comes over and starts kissing Vito's neck. Vito tells him that he needs to wait, and Jimbo sighs, and says that he was a real dick when they were at the call at the church the other night. Jimbo gets all serious and tells Vito he loves him, and Vito replies, "I love you, Johnnycakes." And then they nuzzle foreheads, which is such a fucking copout. Who doesn't kiss after declaring their love for each other? I'm sorry if the actors are uncomfortable kissing each other or whatever, but then maybe they shouldn't play gay characters in love.

Sopranos

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