Sopranos
Sopranos

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Kim: A- | 1166 USERS: B-
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Allegra and Eric DiBenedetto are introduced as husband and wife. Their first dance song is "At Last," which is the song I walked down the aisle to, and now I'm embarrassed that it was such a cliché. Finn and Meadow look at each other without much joy, unlike the newlyweds, who are beaming. Everyone joins in the first dance. Tony even asks Carm to dance, to her shock and delight. Meadow and Finn dance too, laughing together. Vito dances with his wife, but there are a few feet between them. I wonder if they have sex. I don't want to see it, God forbid, but I'm curious.

Junior arrives at his psych facility. There are a bunch of zombie-like patients sitting out in the lobby. An orderly tosses Junior's suitcase on a dresser, and it's seriously the suitcase that Junior's father brought over from the old country or something. That thing must weigh a ton. Junior's lawyer tries to make the best of things, and promises to check in at the end of the week. Junior insists that he didn't shoot anybody, and begs to go home. Then Junior says that the gun malfunctioned. The lawyer isn't sympathetic, forcing Junior to sit down on the bed, clearly having lost his patience with Junior's excuses.

Allegra and Johnny have their dance to an extremely jaunty version of "Daddy's Little Girl." Tony and Meadow look at each other and share a nice moment.

In the lobby, Tony tells Christopher that he wants to bring someone over from Naples to do Rusty, because the shooter could be out of the country hours after the whacking. Christopher thinks that's "a pussy-ass maneuver," because they won't have full control over what goes down. Christopher adds that Tony should just tell Johnny that they won't do it. Tony says that Johnny asked as a favor, and Christopher thinks it's like The Godfather, where you can't refuse a man a favor on his daughter's wedding day. Tony points out with disdain that the movie states that it's the other way around: the man can't refuse a favor on his daughter's wedding day. Christopher thinks Tony should have asked not to do the killing, as his favor. Tony reminds Christopher about Phil and how pissed he still is. Tony and Christopher argue over it, but Tony finally says that doesn't care what Christopher thinks.

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