Sopranos
Sopranos

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These Boobs Were Made For Whacking

In the bathroom, Johnny Sack is sitting in a cement stall, shitting and smoking while Tony goes about his own business at a nearby urinal. Johnny asks about Zellman and the bus station, and now I'm wondering if he knows about Irina and the belt incident. Probably not, because I doubt Boon would have told him, and he'd be absolutely livid if he ever did find out. Both Johnny and Tony agree that they like Jack Masserone, and then Tony brings up the argument Johnny had with Little Carmine at the funeral. And that one definitely makes Mr. Sack livid, because he's pissed that Carmine Jr. is back after "five years in Florida fixing wet t-shirt contests." Hey, it's good work if you can get it. Tony sighs in sympathy, and heads back to the party. You know, the more I watch this scene, the more I think there's no way in hell that Johnny Sack as we know him would ever let his bare ass touch a toilet in a dump like the Bing. It's definitely a funny image though, so this time I'm willing to just live and let shit.

Outside, Steve is doing his Jackie Gleason impression for Hesh and a few others. Tony walks up just as he busts out with Reginald Van Gleason doing "Mmm, boy are you fat!" Tony totally thinks Steve is talking about him, and if you think about it, he probably is. He can't exactly admit that, though, so Steve plays it off as just an impression, and Tony finally joins in with the laughter. On the other hand, where the hell does Mr. Teal here get off criticizing anyone else's appearance?

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