Tony switches on the TV, but then decides to get ready for bed. He heads up to the bathroom and washes his face, and then pulls off his t-shirt to check out his gut. Damn. That's kind of scary. In fact, I'd almost rather be watching Janice have sex. And it can't be a coincidence that we've had significantly fewer women expressing their love for the guy in the forums this year. I wonder how Tony would do on Average Joe? In any event, he jiggles his fat rolls a bit, and looks pretty unhappy when he checks out his man-boobs in the mirror.
And now for the concluding montage portion of our program. First up is Tony's car, pulling over to the side of the road on a bridge somewhere. He rolls down the window, and we see Masserone's painting come flying out and go tumbling into the water below.
From there, we cut to the trunk of a car parked near the airport, where the FBI is photographing Masserone's corpse. His hands are bound, and he's been shot in the forehead, and he's also got what looks like a golf club cover stuffed in his mouth. I know that's the international symbol for a rat, but still. A golf club cover? I guess it's just because he had the clubs right there in the trunk. Christopher must be getting lazy. It's the five iron, by the way, if you care.
After that, we see Ray Curto, bitching to his handler that he needs more money to pay for Interferon to treat his son's MS. Now see? The Continuity Fairy may hibernate like bear, but she does come on strong when you finally wake her up.
And then, at long last, we finish the episode with Adriana and Agent Not Quite Finished Yet sitting in a car, talking about who might have taken over Joey Pants's various enterprises. Adriana is sullen and uncooperative, but then she suddenly decides to offer up a story about a girl who's been ripping off her employer for more than a hundred thousand dollars. The girl, of course, is the Hoor of Honor (and we finally get a name -- Tina Francesco), and it looks like she won't be able to flirt with Christopher for very much longer. And they're gonna love the shaved look in prison, I'm sure. Agent Not Really Interested But Acting Polite Anyway writes the name down in her notebook, and Adriana takes a long drag on her cigarette as she finally comes to terms with being a rat. Fink...ahh.













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