They get back to the game, at Tony's request. Janice lands on Boardwalk, and Tony mutters, "You blew guys under it." Bobby glares at Tony. Janice rolls again and gets a card that says, "Second prize in a beauty contest. Collect ten dollars." She waits for Tony's comment, but he claims he has nothing to say. Bobby decides to buy a railroad (of course he does), and Tony mutters, "A German Shepherd's shaved asshole won first prize." Bobby takes offense, since Tony's talking about his wife, and complains that the Soprano family always takes things too far. Janice doesn't think it's a big deal, but Tony apologizes, seemingly sincere. Moments later, Tony starts singing "Under the Boardwalk" with his own special lyrics including, "Under the boardwalk, with his schlong in Jan's mouth."
That's too much for Bobby, who totally sucker-punches Tony in the face. This leads to a fistfight/wrestling match between the men, who resemble two bears just out of hibernation fighting over the last fish in the stream. Janice and Carmela both screech ineffectively at them to stop. At one point, Tony starts choking Bobby, which reminds me of how he killed Joey Pants. Carmela runs up and hops on Tony's back, but Tony shoves her away, and she falls back and bashes her shoulder on the coffee table. Bobby takes advantage of Tony's distraction to head-butt Tony, who falls to the ground, unable to get up. Bobby seems to realize what he's done, and stumbles outside. Nica starts screaming, and Janice notices Mercedes standing on the stairs looking frightened, so she screams at the nanny to put Nica to bed. Um, I bet she already had, before those two elephants started lumbering around the living room. Janice chases after Bobby, screeching that he's in no condition to drive. Proving her point, Bobby hops in his SUV and promptly backs straight into a tree. He gets out and looks around, realizing that there's nowhere to hide.
Inside, Carmela helps a bruised and bloody Tony to his feet. He asks if she's okay, and she says that her shoulder is killing her. Note that she's been rubbing her neck and shoulder all night, though. Bobby and Janice appears in the doorway, and Bobby tries to apologize. Janice tells him to shut up, and Carmela suggests that everyone just go to bed. She uses one finger to flick away the Monopoly hotel that has been stuck to Tony's cheek this whole time, and the camera closes in on the bloody plastic hotel lying on the floor.
Carmela helps Tony flop into bed, and leaves to get ice.