Verbum Dei. That sounds dirty, by the way, but isn't. The pool is being cleaned, but Principal Cincotta, or as I like to call him, Headmaster Weasel, is bemoaning the destruction of the "wall of pride." A janitor approaches and hands him a half-eaten box of pizza found at the scene. Cut to pair of cop cars screeching to a halt in front of the pizza joint. The police head inside and start grilling the owner about the origin of the pie. To truly do justice to the hilarity that is this scene, I'd have to come to your house and act it out for you in person, but what with the whole internet downturn, the MBTV accounting division refuses to approve my expense vouchers. I guess I probably could have flown coach like they asked, but we all remember what happened last time I tried that. Anyway, it's funny in a Dragnet-parody sort of way. And they didn't even need Dan Ackroyd and Tom Hanks to pull it off. The owner's son finally admits that he knows the origin of the telltale moozadell, but prefers not to say. A few threats from the cops are apparently all it takes to change to his mind, however.