Coach makes a crack about Tony having his psychiatrist wrapped around his finger, because that's what Tony was always good at back in high school. Then he stands up and adds that he also told Tony that "most likely, [Tony would] take the easy way out." "I see you on TV," he continues. "That's some show you put on." And now we're really through the looking glass, aren't we? But Coach is actually talking about the news, which Tony takes as a reference to his mafia career. "I am a leader," he insists. "I got a house worth a million two. Two kids, a wife." "Do you?" asks the Coach. "Have a wife?" "Yeah!" shouts Tony. "She's got the big house, because I'm successful." Um, I don't want to rain on your parade or anything Tony, but Carmela's got the big house because you're unfaithful, not because you're successful. "You know, I only told you I wanted to be a coach because I liked playing ball," yells Tony. "But I was just shining you on, because that's what I do." Coach starts ranting that Tony was special, and how he had "leadership potential," but Tony just raises his gun again and gets ready to shoot. When he pulls the trigger, though, the gun falls apart and the bullets go crashing to the floor. He frantically tries to scoop them up and reload, but the bullets literally turn to shit in his hands, and he starts coughing and choking at the fumes. "You're not prepared!" shouts Coach. "You'll never shut me up!" Shout-out?
Episode Report CardAaron: A | 988 USERS: B-
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