Aaron: You know what your problem is?
David Chase: No, but I have a feeling you're going to tell me.
Aaron: You equate love with technical perfection. That's why we always have to wait so long for new episodes.
David Chase: So? You equate love with forum postings.
Aaron: I do not! And besides, the only reason Shack has more than me is that he's got two shows.
David Chase: You've got two shows!
Aaron: Shut up.
Sit-down, Part Deux. Tony, Silvio, Carmine, and Johnny Sack are gathered at the restaurant, watching Silvio unpack and hook up a brand new cell phone. "Is it safe?" inquires Carmine, accidentally causing millions (well, okay, dozens) of viewers across the world to clench their teeth in sudden Olivier-inspired dentophobia. Silvio says that they'll only use the phone once, and then throw it away. "It's what the Taliban used to do," he explains. Yeah, and look how well it worked out for them. Meanwhile, a matching speakerphone set is being assembled for Uncle Junior by Bobby Bacala. I was just about to comment on how spiffy Tony looked in the suit he was wearing to the sit-down when I realized that Junior was also wearing a suit, even though no one can even see him. Heh. I guess a don really doesn't wear shorts.













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