Sopranos
Sopranos

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The Weight

"It's different for women," continues Johnny, although he's talking about weight, and not recapping. "Body image, self-esteem…I'll tell you though, I never had a problem with Ginny's weight. To me, she's beautiful. Rubenesque. That woman is my life." Aww -- he really does seem sincere. It's nice to know that sociopaths can find love in the strangest of places. You know, like New Jersey. Tony is somewhat moved by Johnny's expression of amour, but even so, he's still not sure that Joey's comment constitutes a hanging offense. Sack reluctantly agrees, and even appears contrite over the beating he administered. "My fucking temper," he concedes. "He married, children, anything?" Tony replies that Yeoman Donny still lives with his mother, and Johnny pledges to "send something nice." They share an awkward hug, and, for the moment at least, things seem to be resolved.

Casa del Soprano. Carmela leads Furio into the kitchen, apologizing for the fact that Tony isn't there to be picked up. Yeah. I'm sure she's so sorry about that one. "So how are things at Casa del Furio?" she asks after pouring him a cup of coffee. Shout-out? Furio complains that his Pakistani neighbor won't allow him convert the garage into a guest house for his parents, and Carmela is delighted at this opportunity to show off her real estate knowledge. She's also apparently been hanging out with Adriana too much, because the leopard prints are starting to spread. If Tony's robe sprouts spots, I'm going to be very, very worried. Grabbing a reference book from the living room, Carmela proceeds to give a long-winded explanation of various deed transfer regulations, but Furio isn't listening. He's too busy gazing longingly at the boss's wife. And hell, if he can't be expected to care about "grantees" and court clerks, then neither can I. What he does care about is that Carmela (and also Tony) will be attending the party he's having "for the housewarming" on Sunday.

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