Back at the construction site, Finn is enjoying an altogether different sort of lunch with the cute secretary who works there. I don't know the actress's name, but she's exactly what would have happened if Katie Holmes had been born in Puerto Rico. And Finn certainly seems to think she's got "It," that's for damn sure. First he claims that he and Meadow merely "get along," even though she likes to "zig" while he likes to "zag." Then he leans over to check out Katie's thong. Ahh. God bless HD DVRs. Rewind, rewatch. Rewind, rewatch. Katie Casas asks Finn what he thinks of Tony, and also mentions that his future father-in-law is always flirting whenever he stops by. She doesn't look like she minds that too much, though. She also wants to know whether Finn plans on marrying Meadow anytime soon, but he says that they already live together, which is basically the same thing. "Un uh," replies Katie. "I lived with a guy once, and trust me, it's not even close to being the same thing. You're stuck with a giant forehead around the house all the damn time, and you don't even get a tax break or anything." Okay, not really. Instead she just says that when you're living together, "you can just pack up and leave whenever the shit hits the fan. Talk to married people. That ring, believe it or not, it's got this kind of, like, weird power." Hmm. Would that be the power to cover the lands of Middle Earth in darkness, or the power to stave off angry, gay, morbidly-obese mobsters? I only ask because the question will seem highly relevant in about twenty minutes. ["As a married person, let me field this one: Both." -- Wing Chun] Or possibly twenty seconds, because here comes Wide Guy, gloating that the Cubs gave the Padres "a shellacking." Now is that an official baseball term? He also calls Finn "Phineas," thus giving Finn the opportunity to clarify for us all that his name actually is Finn, and not Phin, Fin, Phen-Fen, Fink, or Finders-Keepers, Fellators Weepers. Wide Guy, by the way? Is carrying one of those tiny little portable fans. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Turning to Katie, Wide Guy announces that he thinks Finn looks like Joe Perry of Aerosmith, but not, thankfully, like Joe Penny of Riptide, who was once yet another of Carmela's unrequited crushes. Wide Guy waddles off to chat with the boss, and Finn observes that he seems like a nice guy. Then he asks Katie if she's dating anyone. For the sake of my own sanity, I'll leave it up to you to insert your own Pacey joke here.
Episode Report CardAaron: A+ | 609 USERS: B
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