Later that night, Finn meets Meadow and a bunch of their friends out on a beach, where they're having a bonfire, getting drunk, and generally acting like the pretentious twenty-somethings they obviously are. Finn sadly complains that he has to leave, because he has to be at work in three hours and hasn't gotten any sleep. He also decides to sleep at the site, because it doesn't make any sense to drive all the way back to the apartment first.
So we fade to Finn arriving at the site, where he spots a security guard sitting in his truck in the parking lot. And then, like the white whale cresting a giant wave, Wide Guy's head suddenly rises into the frame, and millions of viewers across America all gasped "Holy shit!" in unison. To be honest, we probably should have seen this coming, considering all of the hints they've dropped this season, but I have to admit I was completely shocked. Especially because Thin Guy always seemed like a much likelier prospect. Nevertheless, kudos should go to Chase and company for making it through five seasons and still being able to pull surprises like this out of their asses. Er, so to speak.
A few hours later, Finn is taking a leak in one of the porta-potties on the site. Then he zips up and opens the door to find Wide Guy standing there waiting for him. Heh. Now Wide Guy will always be Wide Guy to me, but for one week only, I'm going to respect the fact that this episode generated more posts to the nickname thread than any other in history, and credit all you creative kids out there with a few well-deserved TMs. So, to that end, Wide Gay (tm Chico1002) gleefully observes that Finn "sounded like a race horse pissing in there." Heh. Come-on, or threat? You be the judge. Then he asks Finn's last name, which is DeTrolio. "Finn DeTrolio," laughs Vito Corleblown (tm the appropriately-named Cannoli Lover), "my arch-nemesis." Finn doesn't know what to make of that, and gets even more scared when The Goodfellator (tm Luban) praises his work ethic and the fact that he comes in so early. "You're strong," Wide Bi Guy (tm unknown -- email me and I'll get you next week) adds. "That's good." He also lets his eyes run up and down Finn's body on that line, causing Finn to give an extra little shudder. "You know you can call me [Viblow], right?" he asks (tm Navin). "So let me hear you say it. Let me hear you say, 'What's up, [Rodfather]?'" (tm unknown again). Finn reluctantly complies, and does indeed ask his arch-nemesis what's up. "Not much," is the answer. "Except I got a little surprise for you. Two tickets to see your Padres take a beating from the Yankees." Hmm. Perhaps not the surprise Finn was expecting. Although I'm sure I can't be the only one who thinks the operative words in that sentence were "take a beating." Oh, but wait, there's more! It's also bat night. Hee hee. Now that's an interesting mental image. Finn tries to weasel out of going with a lame excuse, but Wide Gay isn't willing to take no for an answer. "Don't pull that 'aw, shucks' shit with me," he growls. "You're fucking going." Paulie's arrival at the site cuts this conversation short, but Wide Bi Guy has one last warning: "I'll see you under the bat tonight, 7 sharp. And I don't like to miss the national anthem." Well of course he doesn't. If this scene has taught us anything, it's that you never know what you might see by the dawn's early light.