Madonna: Would it kill you to try a little light comedy every now and then?
David Chase: I think it just might.
Madonna: Hey, maybe I could do a guest spot. My real name is Ciccone, you know. I could be like a mother figure for all the strippers, maybe do a musical number every week…
David Chase: I don't think so.
Madonna: How about, "Don't Cry For Me, Artie Bucco"?
David Chase: Get out. Now.
Next week on The Sopranos: Junior goes to the doctor, Chris goes to get strip-searched, and Aaron gets a much-needed vacation in sunny Florida. I still have to write the recap, though. See you then.