The Street

Fin

By Stee | Aired on 2000.12.13

Miracle On Wall Street - So. This is it, kids. The final The $treet. Christmas came early for me this year. Oh, I know. Don't cry. There will be other mediocre, over-hyped, ultra-expensive disappointments in future seasons. I promise. But man, a reported $2.3 million,...

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1-7 Recap	Fin Miracle On Wall Street - The $treet goes out with a whimper as the kids of Balmont-Stevens celebrate Christmas in their own special way. Goldberg has sex with a Saudi virgin; Nicky NotKatt is shocked (uh, why?) to learn that he's not getting a bonus this year, and then promptly gets his Jennie Garth on in the bathroom; Alex decides to go on her honeymoon with Eyebrows instead of TES (good fucking choice, sister); Timmy dresses in drag; and Rickman turns out to have nut cancer. Merry Christmas.	2000.12.13 2000.12.16	B-	Stee
Ep.	Title	Air/Pub'l	Grade	Author
1-6 Recap	The Ultimatum The Ultimatum - Goldberg, assaulted. TES, self-righteous. Alex, dumped. Giancarlo, creepy. Nicky NotKatt, rejected. Donna, angry. Jennie Garth, tease. The Rocke-who, laid. Timmy-Fell-Down-A-Well, drunk. Rickman, snarky. Stee, almost done.	2000.12.06 2000.12.09	B-	Stee
1-5 Recap	Chicken Little. Ratings Even Less. Hostile Makeover - The loneliest street on TV. A chicken proves to be better at picking stocks than Goldberg. A fashion designer proves to be better at making deals than TES and Alex. Eyebrows proves to be a better bullshitter than Giancarlo. The Rocke-who proves to be a better boxer than Rickman. Jennie Garth proves to be a better...Jennie Garth.	2000.11.29 2000.12.03	B	Stee
1-4 Recap	Closet Cases Closet Cases - Rickman makes with the funny funny as he wanders through the routine storylines, adding something to nothing at every turn. These include: Goldberg discovers that Xena did a porno, Eyebrows's selfishness ruins The Rocke-who's hard work on the IPO for an environmentally responsible company, Alex discovers TES made out with Eyebrows, Donna follows Nicky NotKatt's lead and does some illegal trades by mistake, Timmy-Fell-Down-A-Well has a Very Gay Dinner with a boss he's trying to impress, and Eyebrows sicks her Feng Shui expert on Rickman in order to rid him of his "poison chi." And...$tee deludes himself into thinking he got a little shout-out from Fox.	2000.11.22 2000.11.26	C+	Stee
1-3 Recap	High Yield Bonds High Yield Bonds - TES is schooled by Pete Sampras's wife, who pulls off the acting challenge of a lifetime by pretending to be interested in him; she actually just wants a job. Rickman does a good deed by agreeing to sleep with a sick co-worker's husky wife. Timmy-Fell-Down-A-Well and Nicky NotKatt sing the dull song of opposite social classes working together. Meanwhile, $tee is mauled by his cat. No one said it was pretty, folks: it is The $treet, after all.	2000.11.15 2000.11.14	B	Stee
1-2 Recap	More sexual harassment than NAMBLA-day at Disneyland Propheting On Losses - Nicky NotKatt gets himself into some trouble when he "shorts" a company whose CEO just died; little does he know the firm is about to be sold, causing the stock to rise and Nicky to lose his pants.	2000.11.08 2000.11.09	N/A	Stee
1-1 Recap	Welcome to The $treet Pilot - Darren Star comes to Fox to spread some of that Sex And The City magic, but without the cursing and the titties.	2000.1.001 2000.11.05	N/A	Stee