Bathroom. Jennie Garth drags Nicky NotKatt into the bathroom and asks him about the Stockholm Syndrome (hostage begins to sympathize with captor -- kinda like my growing weird affection for this show). They go into a stall and she says, "I don't have to pee, silly." Man, that chick can turn a phrase like a chef flippin' a flapjack. They kiss some more until she asks Nicky for a "bill." Despite Nicky NotKatt having grown up on the streets, he suspects nothing as he hands her a twenty and she takes out some coke. "Do you want to go first?" she asks. Nicky gives a look like he totally would but he's got this really big...oh shut up.
Downstairs. Goldberg and TES walk, Goldberg announcing that sex with the Saudi virgin was very good. Alex stops them and tells Alex she needs the confirmation code for the rental car. "Are you serious?" TES says, before handing it over. I hope she has sex with half the wait staff in the Caymans, while TES eats a Hungry Man turkey dinner and watches When Harry Met Sally... for the fifteenth time, but, you know, just because it happened to be on. She wishes them a Merry Christmas and Goldberg says, "A Salaam Alekum." "A Salaam Alekum," she replies. Wrong. Ha.
Bathroom. Donna walks in...oh, of course she does. We hear Jennie Garth saying that something is "cute" before the stall opens and they slide out, walking straight into Donna. Nicky makes nervous introductions before the girls start thinly veiled talk of isn't she Timmy's sister and she heard Donna has been nice to Timmy and Timmy is "one of the good ones." Nicky escapes.
Nicky NotKatt runs into Giancarlo and tells him, "You shouldn't have sent Jack to do your dirty work. I deserve more than that." Giancarlo responds with the best prick line -- remember this line and use it, if you don't already, next time a friend or colleague is brave enough to bring up a legitimate issue with you: "I'm sorry you feel that way." Such a prick move. Fucking awesome. Way to go out, Giancarlo. Jennie comes out of the bathroom and drags Nicky off to dance.













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