Restaurant. The rich kids all talk about their mutual rich kid friends and the house in Aspen and the latest Schnabel painting and yes, it's all very Bret Easton Ellis, but without the Huey Lewis, the chainsaws, and the anal rape. Yet. Handsome Boy asks Nicky NotKatt where he went to school and instead of saying "Bennington" as they'd hoped, he says that he was in the Navy, and the girls giggle and Jennie Garth whispers "I don't think so" to a friend, apropos of what, I don't know. Handsome Boy then says, "So, this 'Don't Ask Don't Tell' thing, how does that really work?" Nicky smiles invitingly and then abruptly announces he has to go. "I'll see you," he says to Jennie and leaves. "What's with that guy?" someone asks. Nothing. He just has to get back and clean out his trailer.
Other Restaurant. Goldberg and Leelee still stand, talking. She says, "I don't care for Radiohead but I think the new Paul Simon album is very exciting." Wow. Either Fox put out the new Paul Simon album or they just want us to hate the Muslim girl with the terrible horrible taste. She goes on to say that while entertainment is forbidden for her (well, she'd be totally allowed to watch this show, then) there is a music store that lets you listen with headphones; she sneaks out at night. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...what? Oh, sorry. She continues that there is so much she'd like to see in America, but she leaves in four days. Goldberg says he'll show her around -- that they could go to a movie or ice skating or to an arcade. She has an idea, and she whispers something to High Hair. He looks shocked. She goes on that at home a girl must remain chaste until marriage and she's not ready to get married. "Make me a woman, Evan," she says. Goldberg gulps, knowing that Salman Rushdie has a fatwa out on him, and he just wrote a book. Commercials.
Sitar of Imminent Death. In a dark room with candles, much like the Wrapped Around Your Finger video, Goldberg kisses the cloaked body and feet of Leelee. Boy went up against a violent gangsta rapper last episode, and now he's fucking with the daughter of a devout Muslim. I guess Goldberg needs even more punishment than the show's cancellation. So as Goldberg works the feet, the woman takes her headdress off -- it's Rickman. "Hey buddy," he says. Goldberg wakes up with a fright.