Surreal Life

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Around the pool, Traci suggests a game of strip Truth or Dare, since the chatter about foreign policies surrounding nuclear warheads has all but ceased. Ice notes that Traci's a different person after dark. People at the party think Traci's bluffing about getting naked. Ron says that if Traci gets naked, he'll whip out the yule log o' love. Some of the ladies start flashing their boobies, while people comment on their choice of plastic surgeons. Traci announces that she's ready to get naked just as John, her fiancé, shows up. Immediately, Traci shifts back into prudish-good-girl mode. A halo is shown over her head to emphasize the point. Ron's a bit ticked, because he was just about to see her Hasselhoffs when her fiancé barged in to the party. Traci says she was so glad to see her man, and that he's a Senior Vice-President at Smith Barney. It's comforting to know this, because when they finally have a child, at least one of them will have the common sense not to put the baby in the dishwasher to bathe it. Traci shows off the big engagement ring on her finger to Ice, who isn't that impressed. They're going out, and he asks her to put some jeans on. She goes down to say goodbye to everyone, but everyone still wants to see her boobs. She hugs Ron and says she loves him, calling him "Ronald McDonald." He asks her to prove her love, and she gives him a quick peck on the mouth. Now all he needs is a kiss from Trishelle and he pulls off the trifecta.

Surreal Life

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