Next is Gabrielle Carteris. She's got two kids and a wonderful husband and is not coming on the show to be anybody's mom. Thank God. Nothing kills a surreal reality/comedy series quicker than some supporting cast member from a teen show that ran its course five years before it ended trying to be anybody's mom. She also has her own talk show, which comes as a shock to me -- mainly because I thought you had to have some sort of personality to do such a thing. The Gabber's no longer working that "sexy bookworm" look like she did on 90210. Now she looks like a chipper soccer mom who bakes a mean lasagna and has migraine headaches every time her husband wants some chipper-soccer-mom sex. She notices the "Walk of Fame" stars in the sidewalk (one for each of the stars of the show), finds hers, and says that she must have it. I don't blame her. It's not like she'll ever get a real one in Hollywood. She says that when opportunity knocks, you've got to be there to answer; that's why she's coming on the show. Well, that and the fact that Robin Givens turned it down. Vince greets her at the door, and they share a hug. They're checking out the full-length Warhol pop painting hanging in the den of all the cast members. They recognize everyone but Jerri. Gabby asks, "Who's the top one?" and Vince admits "I dunno." Five minutes into the show and Jerri's already received her comeuppance for every evil thing she did on Survivor.
Episode Report CardUncle Bob: C- | 394 USERS: C+
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