Back to the show. Jerri's still knocking on the door outside. Speaking from experience, I would have probably given the doorbell a few punches in between the soft raps on the door, but that's just me. Brande's walking around the house in her jammies, for some unknown reason, and hears the door. The camera angle discreetly shows that Jerri could have easily walked around the door to get inside, since there's an opening there on the side of the door. (I can't explain it any better than, because I failed out of architecture school.) Once again, we get a voice-over from Brande, who is incredibly disappointed that Robin Givens isn't on the show. Shit, woman, I'm a bit sorry that they opted for you over Traci Lords, but you don't hear me whining about it non-stop. Cop a valium from Vince and chill your ass. Jerri comes to the dinner table, and nobody recognizes her. ["I think they're just pretending not to recognize her so that they come across as being too cool to watch Survivor." -- Wing Chun] Apparently, a homeless vagrant could have knocked on the door and introduced herself as Jerri, and they wouldn't have been the wiser. Hammer tells Jerri that he heard she was a bitch, and that he spoke to two or three women who told him to give her a smack for them. Jerri smiles politely as she realizes she's got an uphill battle in this house: she has a reputation for being a cold and heartless bitch, and to make matters worse, she's starving and Vince has set up camp near the tacos wearing a bib and a grin. And for those viewers with short-term memory lapses, Brande informs us one more freakin' time that she's upset that Robin Givens isn't there. Meanwhile, somewhere in America, Robin Givens is scrambling for a pen to sign and date the restraining order.

Corey gets in the phone booth to make his hourly call to his girlfriend. Susie wants to know if the girls in the house are pretty, and if they have "big boobs." At first I thought Susie had low self-esteem due to the fact that she's engaged to Corey "The Celebrity" Feldman. But as we find out later, the inquiries into bosom size may have been the fuel Susie needed to stoke her fantasy fire while the Coreman's away.