A guy who's obviously Jewish is ringing the doorbell and telling whoever's sober enough to find the intercom system that his name is Rabbi Brian Mayer and he's the rabbi who will be performing Corey and Susie's blessed ceremony. Corey sarcastically says to Susie that he himself looks more like a rabbi than this obviously un-Jewish Rabbi Brian guy does. Susie wisely ignores him, starting a pattern that will undoubtedly define the entire four months they remain married. We then see Corey and Rabbi Brian as Corey explains that he lives with seven other celebrities (yo...it's only six OTHER celebrities, John Nash). He reminds Rabbi Brian that Hammer will be the co-minister in this star-studded event, and wants to know Rabbi Brian's boundaries. Rabbi Brian comments that it seems like Corey and Susie just recently decided to get married. Corey says it was a "spur -- SPERM -- spur-of-the-moment thing," and then grins at both Brian and Susie to get their approval on his sleazy little joke. Seriously, this little cock-knocker has no clue as to how offensive he can be. (I'm talking about Corey, not myself. Although technically, the same rule can apply to me.) Both of them just stare at him like he's a pathetic one-eyed monkey boy. Rabbi Brian nods his head like he's trying to sympathize with Susie over her poor choice in short-term male companionship.