Susie stops by the Surreal Mansion again; she and Corey are led outside to be alone to discuss their wedding disaster. Corey's desperately trying to say something that could somehow be misconstrued as intelligence, when he remarks that there are ups and downs to being a celebrity. And when that celebrity status is compounded with a wedding situation that they'll be broadcast on TV in front of people in a setting that will be beautiful and glamorous, it's a pretty horrific process to be going through. Once again, in his quest to be taken seriously, Corey accidentally used the words "beautiful and glamorous" when he meant "appalling and cringe-inducing." Corey and Susie sit on a bench outside; Corey's concerned that he's left Susie's wedding band at his house. Susie confides that she hasn't even gotten him a ring yet, and that his grandfather has offered the use of his personal wedding band until Corey can get out of the Surreal Mansion and they can go to K-Mart and get any wedding band that's currently on holiday clearance. Corey sternly states that he is not going to wear his grandfather's wedding band, and that he wants to wear his wedding band because that's how he wants to get married and not with a stand-in ring. I've seen starving children in the candy aisle at the grocery store with more maturity than this pompous moron. Susie sighs and asks him what exactly he wants her to do. He insinuates that she has two days left: that's ample time to go out and pick out a personal wedding band. He's a celebrity, for God's sake. Susie mentally slaps Corey across the face dozens of times until he's bleeding from the eye sockets for being such a complete and utter penis. He changes the subject and asks if she's contacted his family yet. She's only been able to get in touch with his sister. He reminds her that she was supposed to call everyone in his family and that he had already told his family to be waiting on a call from Susie. Susie slumps and said that she made five phone calls that day and just couldn't do any more after that. Seriously, PeTA should step in and stop this crap since it's obviously cruelty to a defenseless animal. Corey asks her if they're making the right decision, or if they should just call it all off. Meanwhile, behind the cameras, producers are waving their arms frantically, shaking their heads from side to side and mouthing the word "NOOOO!" over and over again. Obviously, the producers need a train wreck of a wedding to send this season waddling off to die on the side of the road like a penguin playing in heavy traffic.