Back at the Olympic Garden, Jerri's squealing like a pig as a guy shoves a pretty large heat-seeking pixellated love missile in her face. Gabby is shaking her head. Something's bothering the Gabstah. I'm thinking maybe it's the fact that she's got a guy's shaved ass in her face. Maybe she's feeling guilty for fighting with Corey and not giving him an elbow to the carotid artery. I know that would have put me down in the dumps.

Meanwhile, at Fatburger, Hammer has attracted a crowd with his loud, boisterous voice. He's telling a group of guys about the television show they're filming, and one of the guys points out Corey as if he recognizes him. Hammer's all, "Yeah! Corey Feldman, the guy from Goonies and The Lost Boys!" You see Corey's Adam's apple bob up and down. That's him, swallowing his pride and dignity. Hammer's cracking everyone up and just being personable. It really seems genuine. It's almost like Hammer enjoys his life now more than when he was a huge superstar. He's able to be himself and not have bodyguards all around. I feel warm all over with my love for Hammer. Either that or I just lost control of my bladder again. Dammit. It's the bladder. Be right back.