Surreal Life

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Uncle Bob: B- | 475 USERS: C+
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Wedding; Goodbyes

At the reception, Hef says he's moving to Utah with his women, where he will continue harvesting buxom blonde robots whose sole purpose will be to marry fat bloated former rock stars. Vince, who's obviously sloshed to the gills, says that people will be talking about this wedding for years because it was just so surreal. I never, ever, ever thought I'd be saying this for more reasons that you the reader would ever care to know, but hey -- shut up, Vince. Manny introduces the couple and makes a toast to them -- that they'll enjoy each other, love each other, and cherish each other every single moment. And that if they ever give birth to a handicapped kid, get him medical attention and don't sell him to Hollywood to star in some half-assed ABC sitcom. Corey says he'll remember this day for the rest of his life and that his whole life has culminated on this day. I'm in shock because the guy actually used the word "culminated" correctly in a sentence. The two of them dance as all eyes are upon them, just as Corey wanted. Corey then gets onstage, grabs a mic, and says that even though he and his roommates have had their ups and downs, they're still going to perform for their loving fans with an extended rendition of "The Surreal Life Blues." Vince sings, Corey plays guitar, Manny dances, and Gabby does that dance that just scares the living shit out of me. She's jerking her body around like Linda Blair in The Exorcist. Meanwhile, members of the Epilepsy Foundation of America are flooding the WB switchboards with complaints over showing Gabby dancing yet again.

Surreal Life

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