Next up is Frenchie Davis, who we are supposed to remember for being disqualified from American Idol for a decision she made when she was 19. I'm guessing guinea pig fighting for money? Or car licking on camera? What could it be? [It was sadly some vaguely pornographic photos or something along those lines. Far too scandalous for Idol. -- AC] Also, really show? You're going to hail both the fact that you have Idol's sloppy seconds and that you have lower moral standards. Um, woot? Frenchie hopes that she will be remembered for her talent this time. Frenchie comes out singing "I Kissed A Girl" with a funky soul beat. Christina goes for it, but Cee Lo recognizes her right off the bat, which she finds flattering. Still, she's Christina's because she hit the button. Obvs, this is a dream come true for Frenchie.

Next up is Kelsey Ray, a 20-year old YouTube sensation who garnered a million hits in two days with one video. She sings "American Boy" and catches the ear of both Cee Lo Green (who seems pretty easy at this point) and wins Adam Levine's very first buzz in. Christina waits until the last second to buzz in as well, making it Kelsey's choice. Christina points out that the men are skeevy and will spend all day hitting on her and that could get tiresome. Also, did she mention she's Christina Aguilera? Cee Lo says, "Pretttttty," and wipes some drool off his face. Adam Levine seconds that, but adds," You also have a pretty voice." Kelsey compliments everyone, even going so far as to pretending she's heard of Maroon 5 (she's 20, so that's physically impossible. It's SCIENCE, don't argue) and worshiping Christina and then she chooses Cee Lo, once again showing that these auditions are staged. Anyway, sexual harassment ahoy! Backstage, Kelsey tearfully tells her parents that she's so glad not to be given things based on her looks for once, because that is such an awful burden. Being pretty is hard! Not that her parents would know. I mean, maybe she's adopted? I'm going to hell so I'll just say it: The pretty apple can fall pretty far from the ugly tree. I need to go donate to charity now.