Christina Milian, staying stupid all season long. Good for her for having some consistency.
Time for the blooper reel. It's mostly the judges looking like idiots. Some of it is mildly amusing, but nothing really worth remembering for more than a minute.
Flo Rida is performing "Whistle" with Juliet Simms. For a minute I thought maybe she was one of the hoochie dancers, but she comes out to do "Wild Ones" in the most abrupt song change ever. And after Juliet sings for like three seconds, she's largely ignored in favor of the sexy dancers. Flo Rida maybe checks out her ass though. Christina's son is on her lap, but using her fan to shield his eyes. I don't blame the kid.
Chris Mann has decided to bring Lindsay Pavao and Katrina Parker back to perform "Bittersweet Symphony" with him. Makes sense as they have the voices most able to harmonize with his. Then I remembered I was so annoyed by the fact that Lindsay got ousted before Chris did that I had to go eat two cookies. This show's finale has made me break my diet. If he wins, there's a box of Girl Scout Cookies that's so getting eaten, and when I gain 16 pounds, I'm holding him and the voting public personally responsible. Lindsay has the coolest eye makeup, which makes up for the fact that she's color-coordinated with Chris. The performance is fine, but Katrina is singing off in her own dimension, and they all sound OK, but it isn't exactly... harmonious, even when they really try to do some moan thing at the end altogether. I would like to direct these contestants to an episode of The Sing-Off so they can see how that is done.
Flo Rida is stuck talking to Christina Milian, and then he hits on her, so that's a waste of time.
Carson talks about the Adam/Blake bromance, and we see another blooper reel of backstage footage of them. Miranda's a little bit jealous. Adam: "I'm not dating Blake Shelton... OK?" Cee Lo has "Lo Mance" with the ladies. Blake jokes that he now has a crush on Carson. Which prompts Carson to blow Blake a kiss. It's the most fun he's had all season. Way to wait until the finale to show some personality.
Jermaine, Chris and Tony are joining Hall & Oates to do "Rich Girl." Yeah, this is such a bad idea on paper. Well, the boys are relegated to glorified backup singers. So it sounds like it always does. Adam's lovin' it.
We're going to find out who wins... in a little over an hour. WHY? Can't we at least start making some cuts now? Liven this shit up? We get another clip package of the judges being goofy during their rehearsal process. Blake's a goofball. Cee Lo is a ladies man. Christina is a diva. Adam has a lot of heart. Riveting stuff.