The Voice
The Voice

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Angel Cohn: B | 270 USERS: B
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Live to Dance

Oh wait, Carson says that we can vote to keep three artists from each team in the competition. Does that mean six people get cut tomorrow night? That might be a results show worth watching. And make my life, in general, a whole lot more tolerable.

Moses Stone (Team Xtina) is up next. It's really too bad that Christina is doing this show, Xtina on X Factor would have had a lot of alliterative potential that I'm sure Simon Cowell would have loved. He's doing a "Stronger/Power" Kanye mash-up. She tells him that he has to kill it, because he's not a traditional vocalist. It begins with him doing some singing, but there's a Christina-esque backup singer who overpowers him. That and the dancers doing backflips all over the place. Moses is barely grabbing the attention of the cameras. Especially since Christina is dancing all kinds of ridiculous in her chair, and that's something you can't take your eyes off of. Especially since she's sans bra. There's very little "Power" in this song, and more of "Stronger," not sure why he bothered with the mash up at all.

Cee Lo likes his style, Adam also likes his performance qualities, but Adam thinks he'd do better as a singer than a rapper. Blake thinks that Christina has really helped him with his vocals, even though it isn't singing. Christina was super-excited to watch Moses on stage, and thinks that rap might go over people's heads. She does say that he did it with no Auto-Tune, which is something that should be recognized. I don't know that you deserve a medal for actually performing without vocal enhancement devices, but it is an interesting point.

Carson Daly is in the audience with Betty White. She's plugging her show and trying to get into Blake Shelton's pants. Can I erase that image from my brain?

The Voice

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