The Voice
The Voice

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Angel Cohn: B+ | 246 USERS: B-
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Wanted: Dead Not Alive

Lindsey's doing "Please Don't Go," that Mike Posner song. I don't like the track, but she does that gorgeous breathy thing that won her a spot on the show in the first place. And she looks fantastic tonight in a printed dress, bright blue shoes and her hair teased just so. Whoever did her makeup deserves kudos because her eyes look amazing -- when she remembers to look at the cameras. She breaks down at the end, and it's really sweet. Christina even wipes a tear. Cee Lo says he thought it was wonderful and finds her charming. Lindsey is doing a laugh cry thing and desperately trying to keep her composure as Blake says he thinks he'd go with Ashley. Oh, Blake. I'm so disappointed in you.

Before we find out who is eliminated, Bieber wanders out on stage and the crowd goes insane. Like, worse than when William Levy shows up on Dancing with the Stars. The girls in the audience are freaking the hell out. He's so teeny next to Carson. He's showing just a clip from his "Boyfriend" video. I have a six-year-old who thinks Bieber is the best thing since sliced bread, so I'm unfortunately well versed with this song. The video (or what we see) looks like a lot of women were paid big bucks to fondle him.

Bieber talks to Adam and said that he's sorry some "super group" they had planned with Kenny (G? Loggins? Chesney?) didn't work out. Carson tries to get the scoop, but he's not savvy enough to suss out this very riveting situation. Bieber insists his album will be out June 19th, so plan your schedules accordingly, ladies. Carson invites Bieber back to sing "Boyfriend" on the finale (which he claims is in three weeks!!!), and he agrees, because of course. Then Justin goes and greets all the judges.

Christina Milian does NOT know what to do when the #bieberonvoice hashtag actually gains some major traction in the Twitterverse. It looks like her ponytail might pop off. Oh, and in some act of synergy, her outfit is a winning design from Fashion Star... a show that I am probably the only one watching.

Christina Aguilera has to make a decision, and she's all chocked up because she believes in both of them. She loved Lindsey's vulnerability, and that Ashley has come so far. She hates that she has to cut either of them, and I'm betting she wishes cutting Chris Mann was in the bottom two right now. She decides to use her brain cells and keep Lindsey because bad decisions two nights in a row would be hard for even Xtina to do.

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