Guess what, guys, Adam Levine is on stage singing his new Maroon 5 song, "Moves Like Jagger" and it has whistling in it and an almost swear word. Adam is really skinny and he is wearing a tight black suit and moving around the stage and I guess it is Jagger-esque? Are people really going to put money into the hands of record labels for this album? Are we sure it's not just really crappy songs that are ruining the recording industry? I mean, I'm pro-whistling in songs, because I'm not dead inside, but it can't be the only thing going for a song. I'm going to stop typing and really listen to this music for a minute so you don't accuse me of not giving the song a chance. Okay. Done. People are really taking singing advice from this guy?

He's got a high squeaky voice... oh hey! Christina's on stage now too. She comes in and wails, adding some depth to the song. Her voice is about two octaves lower than Adam's, which is easily attributed to the fact that Adam is taking estrogen and Christina is not. The two sing together and as the song ends they get near enough to each other on stage that Carson can state definitively, "They like each other." I guess that's the end to those rumors that Christina is a diva, gets paid more than any of the other judges, and Adam is upset about it. Except for the fact that they don't seem to like each other at all, but were probably contractually obligated to perform a song together during the course of the show.