The Voice
Ep. |
Title |
Air/Pub'l |
Grade |
Author |
| 2-21 Weecap |
Back That UpLive Finale - After nearly two hours of filler, a winner is finally revealed. And our hopes for it to be anyone but Chris Mann pay off. |
2012.05.08
2012.05.09 |
B- | Angel Cohn |
| 2-20 Weecap |
The End Is NearLive Final Performances - Christina brings her germs and bitchface to the table as the finalists perform three times. |
2012.05.07
2012.05.08 |
B- | Angel Cohn |
| 2-19 Weecap |
It's a Mann's WorldLive Semi-Final Eliminations - Sucks for birthday girl Erin, and for Katrina who got screwed over by Adam. |
2012.05.01
2012.05.02 |
C- | Angel Cohn |
| 2-18 Weecap |
Moves Like SeizureLive Semi-Final Performances - Tony Lucca did not learn dance moves from Justin Timberlake, and Cee Lo has the best t-shirt ever. |
2012.04.30
2012.05.01 |
B | Angel Cohn |
| 2-17 Weecap |
Already GoneLive Quarterfinal Eliminations - Week Two - Cheesa chooses an unfortunate tune for her final song, and Adam may or may not have had a stroke. |
2012.04.24
2012.04.25 |
C | Angel Cohn |
| 2-16 Weecap |
Bad BoysLive Quarterfinals Performances, Week 2 - No more headbands OR bowties. What a delightful night indeed. |
2012.04.23
2012.04.24 |
B+ | Angel Cohn |
| 2-15 Weecap |
Wanted: Dead Not AliveLive Quarterfinals Eliminations, Week 1 - The Wanted and Bieber show up, much to the delight of screaming girls everywhere. And two more people get sent home. |
2012.04.17
2012.04.18 |
B+ | Angel Cohn |
| 2-14 Weecap |
Call MeLive Quarterfinals Performances, Week 1 - Adam believes that payphones still exist and are a thing, while Christina and Blake freak out about cutting people on the spot. |
2012.04.16
2012.04.17 |
B | Angel Cohn |
| 2-13 Weecap |
Pip SqueakElimination, Week 2 - Something is wrong with this world when Pip gets to stay on this show and Tony Vincent goes home. |
2012.04.10
2012.04.11 |
B- | Angel Cohn |
| 2-12 Weecap |
Two Tickets to BonertownLive Performance, Week 2 - Team Adam and Team Cee Lo underwhelm, but on the bright side we now know what Blake Shelton looks like when he's sexually uncomfortable. |
2012.04.09
2012.04.10 |
C+ | Rachel Stein |
| 2-11 Weecap |
Eight Is More Than EnoughElimination, Week 1 - We were hoping they'd cut six people, but they only axed four. And we had to sit through Gym Class Heroes. It was a rough night all around. |
2012.04.03
2012.04.04 |
C | Angel Cohn |
| 2-10 Weecap |
Live to DanceLive Performance, Week 1 - The live shows begin, which means a slew of backup dancers are now gainfully employed. |
2012.04.02
2012.04.03 |
B | Angel Cohn |
| 2-9 Weecap |
A Long Day's JourneyThe Battles, Week 4 - The battle rounds are finally over, and we might not have hated a cover of a Journey song. Not a bad night for this show. |
2012.03.26
2012.03.27 |
B | Angel Cohn |
| 2-8 Weecap |
Pip SqueakThe Battles, Week 3 - A guy named Pip is going through to the live shows. How did someone let this happen? |
2012.03.19
2012.03.20 |
B+ | Angel Cohn |
| 2-7 Weecap |
Baker, BakerThe Battles, Week 2 - It's a bad night if you are a wannabe singer stuck in the food service industry. |
2012.03.12
2012.03.13 |
B | Angel Cohn |
| 2-6 Weecap |
Fight the PowerThe Battles Begin - The singers have to go head-to-head against some other random to earn their place in the live rounds which will probably take place in August at this pace. |
2012.03.05
2012.03.06 |
B | Angel Cohn |
| 2-5 Weecap |
Swing LowThe Blind Auditions, Part 5 - The teams are completed, but not before Cee Lo passes out face-down in his cat’s fur. |
2012.02.27
2012.02.28 |
B+ | Rachel Stein |
| 2-4 Weecap |
U Got It BadThe Blind Auditions, Part 4 - The judges start to get desperate to fill up their teams, and some singers forget that the coaches can't see their dance moves. |
2012.02.20
2012.02.21 |
B+ | Angel Cohn |
| 2-3 Weecap |
Maybe I'm Amazed?The Blind Auditions, Part 3 - More blind auditions and thankfully no group sing-along to contend with. It's a solid night for The Voice. |
2012.02.13
2012.02.14 |
A- | Angel Cohn |
| 2-2 Weecap |
Purple PainBlind Auditions, Part 2 - We don't even get a whole 24 hours to recuperate from the last episode before we get more auditions, and now we have to listen to the coaches trying to outsing each other on a medley of Prince songs. |
2012.02.06
2012.02.07 |
B | Angel Cohn |
| 2-1 Weecap |
Why the Caged Bird SingsBlind Auditions 1 - It's baaaaaaa-aaaaaackkk. |
2012.02.05
2012.02.06 |
A | LuluBates |
| 1-12 Weecap |
The Grand FinaleThe Final Results Show - It's no Game of Thrones but it'll do. |
2011.06.29
2011.06.30 |
A | LuluBates |
| 1-11 Weecap |
Four SquareThe Finals - Oh lord, here comes the original music. Heaven help us all. |
2011.06.28
2011.06.29 |
B+ | Angel Cohn |
| 1-10 Weecap |
A Whole Lotta Nothing Going OnResults Show - In which an entire hour of your life drains out of you very, very slowly. |
2011.06.22
2011.06.23 |
B+ | LuluBates |
| 1-9 Weecap |
Semi-sLive Semifinals, Part 2 - In which everyone performs, except Cee Lo. |
2011.06.21
2011.06.22 |
B+ | LuluBates |
| 1-8 Weecap |
Nailing ItLive Quarterfinals, Part 2 - In which your humble recapper takes a shot every time a judge claims a performer "nailed it." Urp. |
2011.06.14
2011.06.15 |
B+ | LuluBates |
| 1-7 Weecap |
Judge-ment DayLive Quarterfinals - Put on your robes and get in touch with your inner Judge Judy, because it's up to you, America. It's time to find your "Voice." |
2011.06.07
2011.06.08 |
B+ | LuluBates |
| 1-6 Weecap |
While You Were SleepingThe Battles, Part 4 - I was recapping the show that never ends, it just goes on and on, my friends. |
2011.05.31
2011.06.01 |
D+ | LuluBates |
| 1-5 Weecap |
Creep-yThe Battles, Part 3 - Oh hello, worst rendition of Radiohead ever. |
2011.05.24
2011.05.25 |
C+ | LuluBates |
| 1-4 Weecap |
V is for VictoryThe Battles, Part 2 - While we keep waiting for this show to start acting like a reboot of The Warriors instead we get sweet renditions of "Stand By Me". |
2011.05.17
2011.05.18 |
A+ | LuluBates |
| 1-3 Weecap |
American GladiatorsThe Battles, Part 1 - The world's most exciting singing competition continues, but none of the contestants wear nearly enough lycra |
2011.05.10
2011.05.11 |
A+ | LuluBates |
| 1-2 Weecap |
Blind Auditions, Part 2Blind Auditions, Part 2 - Carson does math, out loud, for two hours. Between equations, people sing. Some well. |
2011.05.03
2011.05.04 |
N/A | LuluBates |
| 1 -1 Weecap |
Blind AuditionsBlind Auditions, Part 1 - The competition begins and so does all the super hard math. |
2011.04.26
2011.04.27 |
C+ | LuluBates |














