The Voice

Ep.

Title

Air/Pub'l

Grade

Author

2-21
Weecap

Back That Up

Live Finale - After nearly two hours of filler, a winner is finally revealed. And our hopes for it to be anyone but Chris Mann pay off.

2012.05.08
2012.05.09
B-

Angel Cohn

2-20
Weecap

The End Is Near

Live Final Performances - Christina brings her germs and bitchface to the table as the finalists perform three times.

2012.05.07
2012.05.08
B-

Angel Cohn

2-19
Weecap

It's a Mann's World

Live Semi-Final Eliminations - Sucks for birthday girl Erin, and for Katrina who got screwed over by Adam.

2012.05.01
2012.05.02
C-

Angel Cohn

2-18
Weecap

Moves Like Seizure

Live Semi-Final Performances - Tony Lucca did not learn dance moves from Justin Timberlake, and Cee Lo has the best t-shirt ever.

2012.04.30
2012.05.01
B

Angel Cohn

2-17
Weecap

Already Gone

Live Quarterfinal Eliminations - Week Two - Cheesa chooses an unfortunate tune for her final song, and Adam may or may not have had a stroke.

2012.04.24
2012.04.25
C

Angel Cohn

2-16
Weecap

Bad Boys

Live Quarterfinals Performances, Week 2 - No more headbands OR bowties. What a delightful night indeed.

2012.04.23
2012.04.24
B+

Angel Cohn

2-15
Weecap

Wanted: Dead Not Alive

Live Quarterfinals Eliminations, Week 1 - The Wanted and Bieber show up, much to the delight of screaming girls everywhere. And two more people get sent home.

2012.04.17
2012.04.18
B+

Angel Cohn

2-14
Weecap

Call Me

Live Quarterfinals Performances, Week 1 - Adam believes that payphones still exist and are a thing, while Christina and Blake freak out about cutting people on the spot.

2012.04.16
2012.04.17
B

Angel Cohn

2-13
Weecap

Pip Squeak

Elimination, Week 2 - Something is wrong with this world when Pip gets to stay on this show and Tony Vincent goes home.

2012.04.10
2012.04.11
B-

Angel Cohn

2-12
Weecap

Two Tickets to Bonertown

Live Performance, Week 2 - Team Adam and Team Cee Lo underwhelm, but on the bright side we now know what Blake Shelton looks like when he's sexually uncomfortable.

2012.04.09
2012.04.10
C+

Rachel Stein

2-11
Weecap

Eight Is More Than Enough

Elimination, Week 1 - We were hoping they'd cut six people, but they only axed four. And we had to sit through Gym Class Heroes. It was a rough night all around.

2012.04.03
2012.04.04
C

Angel Cohn

2-10
Weecap

Live to Dance

Live Performance, Week 1 - The live shows begin, which means a slew of backup dancers are now gainfully employed.

2012.04.02
2012.04.03
B

Angel Cohn

2-9
Weecap

A Long Day's Journey

The Battles, Week 4 - The battle rounds are finally over, and we might not have hated a cover of a Journey song. Not a bad night for this show.

2012.03.26
2012.03.27
B

Angel Cohn

2-8
Weecap

Pip Squeak

The Battles, Week 3 - A guy named Pip is going through to the live shows. How did someone let this happen?

2012.03.19
2012.03.20
B+

Angel Cohn

2-7
Weecap

Baker, Baker

The Battles, Week 2 - It's a bad night if you are a wannabe singer stuck in the food service industry.

2012.03.12
2012.03.13
B

Angel Cohn

2-6
Weecap

Fight the Power

The Battles Begin - The singers have to go head-to-head against some other random to earn their place in the live rounds which will probably take place in August at this pace.

2012.03.05
2012.03.06
B

Angel Cohn

2-5
Weecap

Swing Low

The Blind Auditions, Part 5 - The teams are completed, but not before Cee Lo passes out face-down in his cat’s fur.

2012.02.27
2012.02.28
B+

Rachel Stein

2-4
Weecap

U Got It Bad

The Blind Auditions, Part 4 - The judges start to get desperate to fill up their teams, and some singers forget that the coaches can't see their dance moves.

2012.02.20
2012.02.21
B+

Angel Cohn

2-3
Weecap

Maybe I'm Amazed?

The Blind Auditions, Part 3 - More blind auditions and thankfully no group sing-along to contend with. It's a solid night for The Voice.

2012.02.13
2012.02.14
A-

Angel Cohn

2-2
Weecap

Purple Pain

Blind Auditions, Part 2 - We don't even get a whole 24 hours to recuperate from the last episode before we get more auditions, and now we have to listen to the coaches trying to outsing each other on a medley of Prince songs.

2012.02.06
2012.02.07
B

Angel Cohn

2-1
Weecap

Why the Caged Bird Sings

Blind Auditions 1 - It's baaaaaaa-aaaaaackkk.

2012.02.05
2012.02.06
A

LuluBates

1-12
Weecap

The Grand Finale

The Final Results Show - It's no Game of Thrones but it'll do.

2011.06.29
2011.06.30
A

LuluBates

1-11
Weecap

Four Square

The Finals - Oh lord, here comes the original music. Heaven help us all.

2011.06.28
2011.06.29
B+

Angel Cohn

1-10
Weecap

A Whole Lotta Nothing Going On

Results Show - In which an entire hour of your life drains out of you very, very slowly.

2011.06.22
2011.06.23
B+

LuluBates

1-9
Weecap

Semi-s

Live Semifinals, Part 2 - In which everyone performs, except Cee Lo.

2011.06.21
2011.06.22
B+

LuluBates

1-8
Weecap

Nailing It

Live Quarterfinals, Part 2 - In which your humble recapper takes a shot every time a judge claims a performer "nailed it." Urp.

2011.06.14
2011.06.15
B+

LuluBates

1-7
Weecap

Judge-ment Day

Live Quarterfinals - Put on your robes and get in touch with your inner Judge Judy, because it's up to you, America. It's time to find your "Voice."

2011.06.07
2011.06.08
B+

LuluBates

1-6
Weecap

While You Were Sleeping

The Battles, Part 4 - I was recapping the show that never ends, it just goes on and on, my friends.

2011.05.31
2011.06.01
D+

LuluBates

1-5
Weecap

Creep-y

The Battles, Part 3 - Oh hello, worst rendition of Radiohead ever.

2011.05.24
2011.05.25
C+

LuluBates

1-4
Weecap

V is for Victory

The Battles, Part 2 - While we keep waiting for this show to start acting like a reboot of The Warriors instead we get sweet renditions of "Stand By Me".

2011.05.17
2011.05.18
A+

LuluBates

1-3
Weecap

American Gladiators

The Battles, Part 1 - The world's most exciting singing competition continues, but none of the contestants wear nearly enough lycra

2011.05.10
2011.05.11
A+

LuluBates

1-2
Weecap

Blind Auditions, Part 2

Blind Auditions, Part 2 - Carson does math, out loud, for two hours. Between equations, people sing. Some well.

2011.05.03
2011.05.04
N/A

LuluBates

1 -1
Weecap

Blind Auditions

Blind Auditions, Part 1 - The competition begins and so does all the super hard math.

2011.04.26
2011.04.27
C+

LuluBates

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