Adam starts to talk, Blake launches into their "Who's on First: The Voice Edition" routine. Shakira interjects that Savannah needs someone who's fresh and hungry, noting that Blake and Adam are basically deaf (dead? Deaf.) by this point. They continue to quibble, as part of their contracts. It's not even about Savannah anymore, and it probably never was.
Blake drops some more names (or repeats what he heard Savannah mention), joking that he and Miranda Lambert would like to adopt her. Adam tells Blake Savannah needs coaching, not parenting. Finally, Usher redirects back to Savannah, asking her who she will choose. Savannah picks Blake, and Blake tweets something using the hashtag "#VoiceAdoption." Forgetting to resort to prop comedy or fart jokes, Blake Shelton pulls out his American Music award in an even more desperate plea for attention. He'll probably win this season, as my punishment for watching Splash.