In the Sprint Skybox, Christina Milian finds out just how well Blake's Top Three knew Justin Rivers. They say he is a great guy, which is what people say when they don't know a person very well. They're just glad they're not in his position.
"We're not just celebrating saves here in the Skybox, we're also celebrating the return of Cee Lo and Juliet Simms. Carson, isn't it great to have The Voice family back together again?" Christina Milian tries.
"It is great to have them here that is for sure," Carson replies robotically, ready to get back to reading his cue cards to introduce Rod Stewart. Well, she tried. Keep at it Christina.
Josiah Hawley, Garrett Gardner and Karina Iglesias join Rod Stewart for a hot minute, helping him sing "Finest Woman That I've Ever Known." I know I'm not the first person to share this remark, but man, Rod Stewart is gross. And talented... but gross. Everyone watches trying to make sure nothing medically worrisome happens to Rod Stewart on stage. He segues into "Forever Young," and Josiah, Garrett and Karina come out to prop him up. It lasts about thirty seconds, which is thirty seconds too long and makes me like Josiah even less.
Now that Rod Stewart has been put to bed, Cee Lo Green sings with Juliet Simms. His teeth are looking freaky white. Cee Lo is wearing all black leather, which isn't really that abnormal or exciting for him. Juliet Simms at least wore a cape. She looks a lot like Jenny Slate, who plays Mona Lisa on Parks and Recreation now. I don't have much else to say about this, except that I like how awkwardly Carson forced his arms around both of them after the performance.
Team Shakira is up next, and Shakira says she is confident her team is "wiping the floor" with the other teams. That is absolutely false and whoever told her to say that is misinformed. Sasha Allen is wiping the floor with the rest of Team Shakira.
You know Garrett Gardner is going to be in the bottom, and you know Shakira will save him. He looks like he expects this to happen, too (being in the bottom). America voted for Sasha Allen, of course, and Kris Thomas. I hope Shakira saves Karina Iglesias, because I think she's a bit more talented, but I have a feeling that Shakira loves her puppy Garrett too much.
Shakira admits that she is tired, because she didn't sleep last night. She admits to putting everyone's name on a slip of paper and asking God to guide her hand as she drew a name out of a bag. She actually did that. No offense, Team Shakira. God tells Shakira to keep Garrett and eliminate Karina. You heard it here first: God loves Garrett Gardner.