Team Blake is up for review next. The singers moving forward should, in my opinion, be Terry McDermott, Michaela Paige, and Liz Davis I guess. Blake's team is a bit more evenly matched than Team Adam, though, so these results will be more interesting. The two artists America likes the best are Terry McDermott and Cassadee Pope. "Hey Monday" must really have a following.

This is a tough decision for Blake and Julio just looks heartbroken. Blake says he has to go with his heart and his emotion and chooses Michaela. I approve of that choice, but also sort of feel bad for Liz and Julio, who just got eliminated in a puff of smoke. These two didn't even get any last words.

Up next, a performance from Team Cee Lo and Team Christina "that you will not want to miss." Yeah, Carson, everybody's going to be tweeting about this one. Remember the day when results shows were half an hour long? Not on this show ever, but I swear to god that American Idol used to just read the results and get everyone on their way in 30 minutes, with commercials. These were back in the days of Brian Dunkleman, but there was such a time. (Brian Dunkleman just got a ping on his Google Alerts). Also, phones didn't have cameras on them, Christina Milian.

Team Cee Lo and Team Christina sing "Drive By" by Train, with more successful staging than the other group performance. It also raised my opinion of Dez Duron just a little bit, but it's too little too late. Other highlights include Diego Val's hilariously ill-fitting pants and Nicholas David singing "my love for you went viral." It's so unnatural. Overall, Team Cee Lo was much more charming than the affected, overly-showy Team Christina. Team Christina could stand to shed a couple hundred pounds in the form of Devyn Deloera and Adriana Louise.

"Team Christina, your time has come," Carson says, feeling more important by the minute. Looking over Team Christina's performance this week, I would like De'borah and Sylvia Yacoub to stick around. I suppose Dez can stay too, just to keep the ultra-wide crew neck t-shirt people in business.