MH. On the flight to Amsterdam, Jason hands some tiny bottles of liquor to Marco and tells him to give them to the hot girls when Janis isn't looking. He even gives Marco a line to use. Marco walks up to the girls, bends down, starts saying the line, freezes up, and then throws the bottles at them. And then he runs back to Jason. Janis saw him (of course), and walks up to ask if he was just giving away booze. And then Will comes to give her a blowjob to get Marco out of trouble again. Or what really happens is that Will walks up and tells Marco that the girls are asking for their change, and he slips a twenty-pound note to Marco. Fortunately, Marco isn't quite stupid enough not to understand what's going on, and he walks back toward the girls. Janis tells Jason to stop being a bad influence on Marco. Meanwhile, Marco is actually giving change to the girls he threw the booze at. They really hit the jackpot on this flight. Will yells at him for taking risks when he so recently got out of serious trouble. Marco's only defense is that Jason told him to do it. So cute, yet so stupid. Although if Will were paying attention, he might notice that Marco will basically do anything anybody asks him to. That might come in handy. Then Will takes the money back from the girls, apologizing for the mistake. After Marco leaves, Will tells the girls that Marco has genital warts and that Jason is Will's boyfriend. Commercials.
TWW. Oh look, it's Ellen. She's pretending to be backstage at the actual debate. Instead of, you know, on some empty soundstage. She rambles on for a bit. She sarcastically tells us that she "can feel the excitement in the air." I mean, it must be sarcasm, right? And then she segues from rambling about Social Security cards to a sales pitch for American Express. Crafty. And painful. But the only way it's going to end is for the debate to resume. Never before have I been so torn.