"Who are you?" Moronica yells at Law Lady, who kneels on the porch, covering her face with her hands. Suddenly, a car pulls up the dirt road. Followed by another. And another. Soon, the clearing in front of the Birthin' Barn looks like the Rose Bowl parking lot before the UCLA/USC game. Full of cars, in other words. For those of you not familiar with college football. "This baby will be born," Law Lady grits, removing her hands from her face to reveal a bunch of aesthetically pleasing blood blisters. Billy Miles begins to push himself up off the ground. Moronica lowers her shotgun, looking shocked, and scared and amazed, all at the same time. "Agent Reyes!" Scully calls from the inside. Moronica puts on her brave face. Damn, it pains me to say this, but...good acting by Annabeth Gish. I know, I know.
FBI HQ. Skinner and Doggett run, run, run into the parking lot. "Blazer!" Skinner yelps. Oh, right, like Skinner hasn't had Doggett all sweaty and panting in the back -- wow, that was almost porn. I'm really sorry about that. I have no idea where they came from. Anyway, the two agents climb into Skinner's car, Skinner yelling at Doggett to call Mulder, which is, of course, a losing proposition, since Mulder's phone is toast. As Doggett attempts to reach Mulder, Skinner backs his car as far back against the garage wall as it will go. Crane and Noel come speeding into the lot, and split up. Skinner hits the gas. The Blazer speeds toward Crane and slams right into him, smashing the windshield. Doggett and Skinner both look over their shoulder to look for Crane's body, but he's holding onto the roof of the car and, in a moment, slams his hand through the passenger-side window.
Childbirth Chateau. "What's happening?" Scully pants. Moronica looks brave, but tearful. She tries to convince Scully that everything will be all right, but almost bursts into tears. It's not like the lie would have held up under the cross, anyway, since Billy Miles stalks into the Chateau, about a hundred other alien replicants filing in behind him. "What's happening?" Scully pants. Moronica looks resigned to the upcoming horror, but tries to act like everything will be fine. "Nooooo!" Scully keens. Like having a baby isn't undignified enough, without having hundreds of alien replicant people staring at your cha cha.
Parking Lot of Pain. Doggett is trying to push Crane off the car as Skinner speeds through the garage at a very high rate of speed. "Get him off!" Skinner yells. Doggett is all, what do you think I'm doing, Walter? Crane is using his one super-human hand to choke the hell out of poor Doggett. Behind them, Noel is in hot pursuit. In his car, not on foot. I mean, the replicants are fast, but not that fast.













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