And now it's time for the weirdest scene ever. No, ever. No, really: ever. It's, like 1958 in Italy in Wayno's neighborhood, and two old guys -- the ones who were playing Find the King with Burt earlier -- are lip-synching to Italian music. Seriously, for the rest of the episode. I mean it. I have no idea who these guys are, or why they're lip-synching. And now, like, these gypsies are dancing behind them? And this woman is singing? And I have no idea what's going on here. It's like Chris Carter had five extra minutes to fill and he just threw in some extra footage of wacky lip-synching action to fill out the hour. Eventually, the camera pans up, up, up to an aerial view of the neighborhood (or the state, or the earth or something). And the topographical landscape looks just like Burt's face. Because he's God? Or Fate, maybe? Or...oh, man. I can't try to figure out what's happening on this show anymore. Just close your eyes and cha cha cha.
Producttore Esecutivo: Chris Carter. Yes, that's what it said. Next week: I don't know. You look it up.