We cut to Geeky, riding in Rocky's old lifty truck thingie, looking up at the night sky. "Evidence of extra-terrestrial existence remains as elusive as ever," Jose Chung Voice-overs. "But the skies will continues to be searched by the likes of [Geeky], hoping to someday find not only proof of alien life, but also contentment on a new world. Until then, he must be content with his new job." Geeky yells in pain as a hail of sparks fall into his trolley thingie.
Over to a shot of Rocky, who's wearing a black sweatsuit and lecturing to a bunch of people and standing in front of a painting of...I don't know. Some new age-inspired hoo-ha thing. "Others search for answers from within," Jose Chung continues. "Rocky relocated to El Cajon, CA, preaching to the lost and desperate." In his classroom, Rocky lectures about enlightenment, and the all-encompassing importance of one's soul avoiding "the lava men" as it descends inner earth to the core. Yes, words to live by, people. If I've taught you anything in the past few years, I hope it's to keep the lava men away from your soul.









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