They take the Kleenex into Rocky, where it gets a reading "right off the scale." "Holy Toledo!" he crows. "We've got pheromones out the ying-yang!" Oh, all right: Heh. HEH! I'm weak! Weak! And a sucker for a good ying-yang joke. "Where did you find this mother-lode?" he asks the assembled Special Agents. From a boy, Moronica explains. "A boy? Secreting bug pheromones?" Rocky asks. "That's ridiculous! Impossible." Scully wonders why it's so impossible. "A boy is a boy. A bug is a bug. You can't have it both ways," Rocky says. Hasn't he seen The Fly? Scully wonders aloud if maybe Emory Dick's teen hormones are just going crazy. Really, really crazy. Everyone makes faces.

Emory Dick's Room Of My Extreme Boredom, where he's doing that mopey thing again. He looks out the window and sees Natalie's car. Emory flings open the window and calls her name. She yells up that she needs to talk to him. He warns her to be quiet, because he doesn't want Principal Witter to hear them. "I'm coming up," she announces, and proceeds to climb up the trellis, though his open window, and into his room, like, what show am I recapping again? Anyway, blah blah, Natalie has decided that she's all in love with Emory and so she kisses him, and when she pulls away, her mouth is all bloody and she's screaming about his weird, weird tongue, because he's a bug. A bug! She runs screaming out of the room as Emory Dick calls her name and looks ashamed of his razor-sharp insect proboscis. He chases her outside, but the only people he finds are Winky and his camera-toting bro. "Hey, Bug Boy. How about we go for a little buzz around the block?" Winky asks. Dude, Winky solved the case before the Feds did! Go, youth of America, go!

Car of Winky. "So, how'd you do it? How'd you kill him?" Winky asks. "Bugs that do what you say?" he hypothesizes. Emory spits that he's perfectly willing to show them how he did it, but they ought to get their camera ready. "What are you talking about?" Winky asks. "I just have to open my mouth," Emory tells them. And he does, and a insect-y type thing crawls out all slowly. Cameraman Bro turns around to take a gander and crashes the car in a giant ball of smoke and flames.