http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/ en Copyright 2012 Mon, 27 May 2002 23:00:00 -0500 http://www.sixapart.com/movabletype/ http://www.rssboard.org/rss-specification The Truth, Part II: In the second hour: with the help of Skinner, Doggett, and Kersh, Mulder escapes from prison and takes Scully along with him in search of this whole "truth" thing that he keeps talking about. Yeah, apparently the aliens are going to be here in about ten years. Then shit blows up, and Mulder and Scully go on the lam and, in the end, just spoon together and fall asleep like little baby cats. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the-xfiles/the-truth-part-ii.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the-xfiles/the-truth-part-ii.php Mon, 27 May 2002 23:00:00 -0500 The Truth, Part I: X-Files series finale focuses on Mulder's return: his smoochy reunion with Scully, and how he's been accused of killing Noel Roaaaarraaaaaaar and sent to a trial in front of a military tribunal. All that, plus confirmation that William is Mulder's son. Well, as far as Mulder's concerned. Oh, let's not even go there.]]> http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the-xfiles/the-truth-part-i.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the-xfiles/the-truth-part-i.php Sat, 25 May 2002 23:00:00 -0500 Sunshine Days: Uno.Une. And nine years of mytharc to start to wrap up. And so the penultimate episode of The X-Files, naturally, is devoted to The Brady Bunch. There's some crap about how this guy -- who's obsessed with the Bradys or some shit -- is living proof of the paranormal, and now apparently everyone believes, or something, and we're supposed to learn that, like, people are important, but really? This was a Monster of the Week episode. Did Jessica mention that there's only one episode left? Ever? EVER? Yeah.]]> http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the-xfiles/sunshine-days.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the-xfiles/sunshine-days.php Fri, 17 May 2002 23:00:00 -0500 Release: Led by the "feelings" of a young, weird cadet at the FBI Academy, Doggett finally breaks the case of his son's murder. Poor Dead Luke hasn't turned into starlight, nor did aliens abduct him; he was just killed by a mobster, a victim of a pedophile, a little kid at the wrong place at the wrong time. We also meet Doggett's ex-wife Barbara (played by Robert Patrick's real-life wife, Barbara Patrick) and learn that Dread Pirate Brad's been taking dirty money from mobsters for years. At the end, it seems, Doggett gets real closure, and DPB exacts some revenge. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the-xfiles/release-1.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the-xfiles/release-1.php Fri, 10 May 2002 23:00:00 -0500 William: Scully gives William up to farmers; Jeffrey Spender comes back to town all deep-fried like a basket of shrimp and tells her that Mulder's his brother. He also injects the baby with some stuff that makes him normal. Yeah, it was all pretty easy. Plus: stuff about Mulder. Lots of stuff. No, really. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the-xfiles/william.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the-xfiles/william.php Sat, 04 May 2002 23:00:00 -0500 Jump The Shark: die -- basically boring and uninvolving. For those of us who didn't watch Chris Carter's ill-fated The X-Files spin-off The Lone Gunmen, this episode featured a lot of people we've never seen before and, therefore, really don't care about. Langly, Byers, and Frohike meet their maker saving the world, but there's no sense of urgency in this case, so their deaths don't have nearly the resonance they should have.]]> http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the-xfiles/jump-the-shark.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the-xfiles/jump-the-shark.php Thu, 25 Apr 2002 23:00:00 -0500 Scary Monsters: So, there's this kid and his imagination makes, like, bugs infest people, or something? Except not, because it's all in his mind? Or something. And Doggett saves the day by making the kid think he's going to burn him alive. But not. Because it's all in the kid's imagination. I guess. And then at the end, his Super-Potent Imagination is destroyed by extensive exposure to television. Because TV rots your brains. Apparently. Also included: the reappearance of Leyla Harrison, the introduction of her rather amusing pseudo-boyfriend, and a cat autopsy on a kitchen table. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the-xfiles/scary-monsters.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the-xfiles/scary-monsters.php Thu, 18 Apr 2002 23:00:00 -0500 Improbable: Little Shop of Horrors as a doomed numerologist.]]> http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the-xfiles/improbable.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the-xfiles/improbable.php Sat, 13 Apr 2002 23:00:00 -0500 Underneath: was he? Our heroes investigate yet another case that turns out to be about God. Sort of. Includes an appearance by the woman who played Carly Pope's mom on Popular, plenty of snarky Doggett, and a long conversation about Milli Vanilli.]]> http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the-xfiles/underneath-1.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the-xfiles/underneath-1.php Thu, 04 Apr 2002 22:00:00 -0500 Audrey Pauley: Robert Patrick acts his little heart out in this otherwise mediocre episode in which Moronica dies -- well, sort of -- and ends up caught in a sort of Purgatory, all thanks to the machinations of an evil doctor with no apparent motivation whatsoever. Also, Doggett loves Moronica. Whatever. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the-xfiles/audrey-pauley.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the-xfiles/audrey-pauley.php Fri, 22 Mar 2002 22:00:00 -0500 Providence (2): Jessica doesn't even know where to begin, here. The Lone Gunmen are alive. Mulder is supposedly dead. And then he's not. But apparently, his being alive (or dead) is preventing William's "true destiny," which is to...uh. Lead the alien race? Lead the humans against the aliens? Become a Jedi knight? Your guess is as good as Jessica's. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the-xfiles/providence-2.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the-xfiles/providence-2.php Sat, 16 Mar 2002 22:00:00 -0500 Provenance (1): You got your Kersh, your Dread Pirate Brad, your gaggle of close-mouthed FBI suits. You got your Ma Scully, acting stupid and almost getting herself and William offed. You got your Scully kicking ass and taking names, just like old times. And finally, you got your return of the mytharc, in the form of that spaceship they found years ago in Africa. (Although this time it's located in fair Canada. Although it might be a second ship. We think.) All that, plus poor Doggett gets hit by a car. Oh, and word on the street is that Mulder is dead. Again. No, again. One more time. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the-xfiles/provenance-1.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the-xfiles/provenance-1.php Thu, 07 Mar 2002 22:00:00 -0500 Hellbound: and a bit interesting (not to mention a tiny bit gross). Who knew? The highlights? Patrick Swayze's brother! Moronica's cute caramel-colored leather coat! The Return of the Eyebrow!]]> http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the-xfiles/hellbound.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the-xfiles/hellbound.php Sat, 02 Feb 2002 22:00:00 -0500 John Doe: Doggett wakes to find himself in Mexico with amnesia and only one shoe. He tries not to get killed by a Mexican version of CSM, who has the added value of being able to suck out people's memories. Moronica disobeys Kersh and hits Mexico to rescue her partner; she almost succeeds. In the end, one Mr. Walter Skinner pulls Doggett's and Moronica's asses out of the fire. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the-xfiles/john-doe-1.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the-xfiles/john-doe-1.php Fri, 18 Jan 2002 22:00:00 -0500 TrustNo1: So, there used to be this guy on this show? Tall, good-looking, occasionally snarky, got a weird thing for his sister? They talk about him a lot during this episode, but he never makes an appearance in the flesh, much to the dismay of a person he calls "Dana" during their fanfic-inspired email correspondence. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the-xfiles/trustno1.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the-xfiles/trustno1.php Fri, 11 Jan 2002 22:00:00 -0500 Lord Of The Flies: Jackass, that dumb show on MTV? Yeah, in this super-timely take on stupid kids and their stupid tricks, Doggett and Moronica investigate a case in which a prankster's brains get eaten by flies.]]> http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the-xfiles/lord-of-the-flies.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the-xfiles/lord-of-the-flies.php Fri, 21 Dec 2001 22:00:00 -0500 4-D: Doggett talks about Polish sausage! Moronica gets her throat slit! And although the plot is a bit confusing (there's a parallel universe involved...we think), there is plenty of violence! And Skinner! http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the-xfiles/4d.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the-xfiles/4d.php Wed, 12 Dec 2001 22:00:00 -0500 Daemonicus: It's not really evil at all. Unless by "evil," you mean "boring" and "confusing." http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the-xfiles/daemonicus.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the-xfiles/daemonicus.php Sat, 08 Dec 2001 22:00:00 -0500 Nothing Important Happened Today, Part II: Chris Carter adds some more ingredients to the mytharc recipe, and gives it a good stir. The concoction gives everyone food poisoning. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the-xfiles/nothing-important-happened-tod.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the-xfiles/nothing-important-happened-tod.php Thu, 22 Nov 2001 22:00:00 -0500 Nothing Important Happened Today, Part I: nothing happened. Oh, except Mulder left Scully and their child. Way to go!]]> http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the-xfiles/nothing-important-happened-tod-1.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the-xfiles/nothing-important-happened-tod-1.php Tue, 13 Nov 2001 22:00:00 -0500