X-Files

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House That Evil Built. Moronica's digging around the "Sheriff's" insides with a wooden spoon. This has been an unfortunate evening for utensils. "Found anything?" Doggett asks. "Yeah, a salad spoon nobody's going to use again," Moronica cracks, holding it up. "Otherwise, no. He's got absolutely no internal organs. He's like a big bag." Doggett finishes wiping the "Sheriff's" innards off his hands and tosses a stained dishtowel over the "Sheriff's"face. He tells Moronica that the stuff that came out of the vents of the car wasn't blood, either. How does he know that? He acts like he just found out. Does he have a little PortaLab in the trunk? "I hate to sound like Agent Harrison," Doggett continues, "but Mulder and Scully had a case like this that I remember, where they were trapped under ground with these mushroom spores that caused hallucinations." Moronica looks utterly blank. "Never mind," Doggett mutters. Hee. Moronica looks up at him and bleats that she doesn't know what to say, either. "Maybe Mulder and Scully would see something that we don't?" she offers. "How?" Doggett asks. "Nothing here makes any sense. Unless that's the very thing that we need to see." Doggett makes a thoughtful face and walks into the other room. Moronica follows. Seriously, what is Moronica's purpose on the X-Files? Doggett seems to figure everything out all by himself. The only thing Moronica does is get sucked into imaginary hospitals in the sky and have completely wrong-headed, non-psychic "feelings." And nobody needs that.

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