The black helicopters have come ever closer. Doggett and Moronica leap into Mulder and Scully's SUV and pull it up to them. Doggett rolls down the window. "Get out of here!" Mulder yells. "Get in the car!" Doggett yells back. "No! Go!" Mulder yells. And so they do. Forever. Goodbye, Doggett and Moronica! We hated you both to begin with and now I love one of you! And the other one is even mostly okay. Okay, she's fine. I don't even want her to die anymore. If we had a tenth season, I might even call her "Monica." Okay, probably not. But go with God, kids! Go find yourselves a little gay love and be happy! And be nice to Gibson. He's had a hard time.

Mulder and Scully climb into Noel Rooaooaoaoaooooor's car, which is actually pretty smart, since the people who are after them will think it's Noel Roaoaoaooaoaoaoaoor tooling around all invincible and shit, at least for a little bit. Here's hoping they don't kill Doggett and Moronica, though, thinking they're Mulder and Scully. Nah, that won't happen. Will it? Let's just agree that it won't. It's just now occurring to me that the fate of every single character on this show is being left up in the air (with the exception of the characters who are absolutely already dead.). Skinner? Could be dead. Kersh? Might be dead. Doggett and Moronica? Possibly on their way to being killed. Gibson? Where the hell is Gibson, if Doggett was supposed to be watching him? William? On the farm with those poor uninformed Kents, just waiting for the aliens to snatch him up. Ma Scully? Well, I guess we can assume she's okay, anyway. Or can we? Mulder and Scully zip away in a cloud of dust.