Finally, we get out of the courtroom for five minutes. A car comes careening down a dark street, sliding into a parking spot in front of Scully's house.

Doggett and Moronica come on up to the House of Total Pain, Agony, Tears, and Deaths of Beloved Family Members (also known as: Scully's Place). Doggett announces that they might have found Noel Roooooaooar's body. "What are you talking about?" Scully asks. "[Noel Roaoaoaooooor] can't die; he's a Super Soldier." Wait. What? Noel Rooooooooaoaoaor is a Super Soldier? Holy crap! Why didn't anyone say anything? That changes everything. "Exactly," Moronica says. Apparently, the military's got a body they're saying is Noel Roaooaoaoaoaoaor's, but...it couldn't possibly be. Because he's...well, you know. Doggett tells Scully that he managed to get a dunderheaded Marine to transfer the body to Quantico. "We've got the car out front," he tells her. At this, Gibson comes wandering out of the bedroom. "Agent Scully?" he asks. Everyone looks at each other. "Agent Doggett can stay with him," Moronica says.

So the girls go to Quantico. They stare at the covered body for a long moment before Scully takes a deep breath and whips off the sheet. And the body is way crispy. Spender looks like Brad Pitt next to this guy. "Oh my God," Moronica exhales, grossed out. "This is [Noel Roaoaoaoaoaoaor]?" she asks. Scully consults a clipboard. "That's what it says here," she says. Moronica wonders how anyone could tell if it wasn't. Scully thinks. "I need you to get me [Noel Roaoooooooooaaaooor's] medical records," she finally says. Moronica stares at her. "That'd have to go through the military, I don't know if I can," she says. "You've got to, [Moronica]," Scully tells her. "Whatever it takes. I need those records for Skinner. I need them for Mulder." Moronica finally nods, and races off. Scully snaps on the latex.