MONDO EXTRAS

The Way She Moves

by Jessica September 4, 2001 11:00 PM
X-Files

After the lesson, Goatee chats up the Tramps. "What's [Mango's] Night?" Tramp #1 asks him, waving a flyer. "Come, and find out," Goatee leers. Banter. Turns out that Mango's Night is a promotional night for the studio at a local salsa club, featuring lessons and then dancing. Dancing! The Tramps agree to attend. The promise of Mango lures them! They cannot resist his magical pelvis!

Locker room. Mango tells Goatee that he has to "go find his new partner." Goatee reminds him that Moronica "ain't got no rhythm. She's got two left feet and knees like razor blades." Mango swears he can make Moronica look good. "If I can turn this girl with two left feet into someone who can really dance, what better advertisement for the studio?" he asks rhetorically.

Mango catches Moronica as she and the Tramps are leaving. He asks her to be his partner at Mango's Night. "You're kidding, right?" Moronica sputters. He thinks it would be good to have a beginner instructing from the dance floor, he explains. Moronica stutters that she's terrible. Mango doesn't mention that that's the point, but tells her to meet him...somewhere...the next night. Tramp #1 chirps that Moronica will be there! Moronica makes a helpless face as the Tramps twitter mindlessly and drag her out of the studio.

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