LBO. Long pan past the "I Want to Believe" poster up to a lengthy shot of Mulder's pencils still stuck in the ceiling tiles. The Piano of Remember That Tall Hot Guy? chortles in the background. Crispy looks around the office wistfully. "You came here looking for something. What is it that you hoped to find?" Scully asks. She's looking at the back of his head so intently that I half expect her to yell "Mulder!" just to see if he turns around. "I didn't find it," Crispy says. Moronica points out that he stole the files about Samantha. "But you say there's danger to your life right now," she states, questioningly. Crispy digs through the files once again. "A conspiracy to keep the truth about aliens from the American public all but destroyed a few years ago has given rise to a new conspiracy in the government now by men who are alien themselves," he explains. Scully leans against the files and wonders what the hell that has to do with him, exactly. Apparently, what the crazy evil doctors did to him was "a failed attempt to turn [him] into one of these alien men." He was a test subject, he says, "and now [he wants] to expose their evil plans." Moronica furrows her brow. "What plans?" she asks. He looks up at her and Scully. "To do this to you. To everyone. Mulder said there were files here, cases like mine. He gave me names and case numbers, but I don't see them. They're not here." Scully nods quietly. "Someone's already removed them," she says. "Who?" Moronica asks. Scully raises her brows.

The files are in Scully's closet. Scully heaves them out and plops them on the bed. "You trust me," Crispy says. Scully doesn't say anything, although everyone in the viewing audience yells, "Trust no one!" She purses her lips and walks out of the room. Crispy adjusts his wig. I wonder why Mulder and Scully would remove those particular files since this whole Super-Solider/Aliens in the Government plot twist was kicked off after Mulder left town, but I'm sure all will be revealed. Right? Right? Hello? Wait, where are you going?