Jet and Cord reach the mat. "How about team number three?" Phil offers. They'll take it, especially after what Cord calls "our drumming episode." "Apparently it was so pathetic...," Phil agrees. Jet says, "The closest thing to a musical instrument we play is the radio." Phil throws his head back and laughs like he's never heard that one before.
Back at Sentosa island, the last two teams are still schlepping along in one of the show's least suspenseful conclusions ever. We're just going through the motions at this point. I mean, the episode title is "Dumb Did Us In," which nobody has said yet, and which of the two teams in the race for last is more likely to say that? Unsurprisingly, Louie and Michael find the Mega Zip clue box first. Michael hurries the always-winded Louie along, saying, "We'll rest on the ride down." Carol and Brandy find it next, of course. Louie and Michael are cut loose. "I love you, Louie!" Michael hollers across to his partner as they zip down in perfect sync. After they land, Louie points out the "really hot girl" holding the clue down on the beach below the landing platform, and the Amazing Editors give her teeth a little fake sparkle as she smiles at us. They get their clue in fourth place, Louie totally smitten. Think he'll come back for her?
Down come Carol and Brandy, "How come you're going faster?" Brandy wonders. "I weigh more," Carol says, which doesn't explain how Caite outpaced Brent unless she was allowed to carry her grudge against The Lesbians even on the ride. After landing, Carol and Brandy get their Pit Stop clue. But Louie and Michael are already in a cab to Marina Barrage, Michael busting out one of his favorite lines: "Drive it like you stole it." He tells us, "If we're still in this race it'll be luck." What happened to controlling their own destiny? Meanwhile, Carol and Brandy are also getting in a cab. The Detectives' driver, whose name is Roy, says, "You guys will come in first, right?" Yeah, maybe next leg. Louie says he just doesn't want to go home yet. Meanwhile, Carol and Brandy are killing time between tasks in what has become their standard way this leg, namely bitching about Brent and Caite some more. "I have no respect for the way they played their game because frankly I don't think they have a game. I don't think they have the intelligence to put together a game." Carol joins in as they rattle off various popular expressions for stupid and crazy people. They're not exactly going out of their way to prove Caite and Brent wrong, are they?