Trump asks Herschel what happened. He doesn't know, because his guys were working hard and hustling. He really is such a team player that I think he can't say anything bad about his "teammates" to Trump. I have a feeling that's going to change. Trump asks Tom's opinion, and he pauses for too long, so Trump asks if he's okay. Dice Clay says that Tom's uptight and high-strung. Trump wants him to respond, so Tom says he suggested a lot of ideas -- specifically, that they should all call and bring in big donors. Trump asks if he did that, and he says he brought in Donny Deutsch's $10,000, his agent's $5,000, and Tony Hawk's $1,000. That's almost a third of the total, according to Don, so I'm thinking he carried his weight. Trump asks if no one was even close to Tom, and Tom says no. Herschel interrupts to say he actually raised the most. Tom concedes Herschel brought in a lot, but could have encouraged other players to raise money. Trump asks if Jesse's asleep, and he says no. He asks if Jesse brought in any big donors, and he says he didn't, because his friends don't have money. He says they lost because of hard work, and Jesse says he could have done a better job himself... keeping Dennis out on the street. I like how when he admits he could have done better, it's really to get a jab in at Dennis. Trump asks if Dennis was the largest celebrity in terms of visibility, and Jesse says even just his height on the street would help. Scott pipes in that size doesn't matter.
Back in the ladies' room, Brande wonders who said size doesn't matter, and Claudia says, "The small one." Don asks what Brian would have done differently for the team. He asks if they could control a Dennis. Brian says they learned that none of them have really been subordinate before, so it's tough to take orders from someone. Trump says it's tough being the leader of that, and Herschel repeats his stupid, "If you don't want the ball, don't play" platitude. Trump points out this isn't like a football game, where he's the best player. Herschel tries to continue about grabbing the ball, but Trump's already over it. He says that taste and quality mattered, and they didn't have either, so he asks Jesse if that was a big factor. Jesse says their cupcakes suck, and they knew that last night. Trump asks Scott who was responsible for that, and Scott says he would say everyone who was in the kitchen baking, because they all worked equally. Trump asks Dice Clay who's responsible, and he just says, "It wasn't me," because he didn't cook the cupcakes. His defense is that he didn't help. Do you think that's going to work in his favor? Ivanka tries to talk, but Dice Clay interrupts. Trump tells him he cut off Ivanka, but that's okay since his whole life has been about cutting off women. Right, so why make him respect your own daughter? He says they're never going to change Dice Clay, and Dice Clay laughs that Trump is unbelievable. I'm not sure why Dice Clay thinks that, but I do agree.