Trump's "TRUMP" helicopter flies toward an aircraft carrier, where our celebrities await. They're already divided into men and women. He welcomes them to the USS Intrepid, and then talks more about last season, because Piers' charity was the Intrepid Fallen Heroes Fund. Then he compares the battle they're trying to win to the battles the Intrepid has been in. And then asks Dennis about winning NBA championships. Dennis: "It's all love, baby." I'm so glad he's starting off not making sense. That just makes it more fun for me. Melissa Rivers looks around and notices she's with a fascinating group of people. She says that you can't miss Dennis, who is enormous and not at all subtly dressed. Then Melissa notices Herschel Walker. He says "It's game time." Claudia, who's a real estate investor, apparently, is ready to win. She's a big fan of Trump. Trump asks Dice Clay if he still likes women, and he says he's always loved them, and "is just an honest guy." Trump asks Joan and Melissa about their relationship: Will they fight or get along? Melissa just says they're competitive, but Dice Clay interviews later that they need to cut the umbilical cord since "Melissa's like 56 years old already." Actually, she's 41, but I see your point.
Trump tells them they're broken up men versus women, if they couldn't tell by how they're lined up (you never know with this group). He tells them that if they are project manager and win, they get a lot of money for their favorite charity. [Don't some of these celebrities need money for themselves? Those Brainsmasher residuals can't be bringing in that much for the Diceman. - Zach] He sends them back to Trump Tower to pick their team leader and a name for their team. He'll see them a little later. "Go!" They walk away -- and he flies away -- as dramatic music plays.