Apprentice
Apprentice

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After things cool down a bit, everyone gets down to business. They decide to take pictures of themselves out in the streets to represent that even celebrities can capture Kodak Moments. Stars, they're just like us! (Except Cyndi, who probably doesn't know which button to push.) Snap: Sinbad with some lady who found Brandy's clown weave in Tyra Banks' trash! Snap: Curtis dancing like Gene Kelly! Snap: Darryl Strawberry deep-throating a street hot dog! Snap: Goldberg body slamming Bret! Well, I wish. He just picked him up, but apparently it hurt Bret's balls. Hopefully it slows down his little swimmers for at least a couple of days. That man already has two kids, no more are necessary. The guys take a whole lot more wacky shots before heading back. Bret VOs that running around town taking stupid pictures probably wasn't the best use of their time, but he had fun. Curtis reiterates that they had a good time, but a lot of gray area remains concerning how they'll actually run the task tomorrow. What is this? American Idol? The point is not fun, guys. The point is to win. And Tenacity's no better. Methinks this week is going to be a real nail biter.

Speaking of Tenacity, we rejoin Cyndi and Summer as they carry the red carpets and velvet ropes into the event space -- but not without plenty of "I'm walkin' he-ah!" theatrics from native New Yorker Cyndi. She unrolls the carpet inside so the girls can take a group picture to demonstrate how they're all champions. Selita joins Summer and Cyndi on their next van ride, as Cyndi natters on like your great-grandma Ethel. Selita watches forlornly as the storefront becomes but a dot in the horizon behind her, then later VOs that Cyndi is "a very special lady." Heh. Oh, but wait! They haven't gotten that far because Selita literally bolts from the car. When the teammates see her return with a panicked expression on her face and a blush in her cheeks, they guess right away that she made up an excuse to escape Cyndi's yammering. A bit later, Sharon finally excuses herself from the task after bouts of hacking up a lung and falling asleep at her desk. She promises to return in the morning. Maria worries they won't be able to pull it off if they're down two people.

Apprentice

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