Apprentice

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The next morning, Herschel, Brian, Clint, and Jesse get in the van. They wonder where Tom and Dennis are, but they aren't waiting. They call Tom's room and Jesse tells him to wake the fuck up and get Dennis up, too, and both of them get the fuck down there. Clint says they were going to the bar last night with that Russian model. Herschel says, "She ain't no Russian model." Clint's like, "Stripper?" Uh, yeah, or possibly prostitute? That might explain why it was all very shady when he called someone who sent a Russian girl over. Clint interviews that when you start adding things up, it looks like those guys had a pretty rockin' night. Jesse would just like to throw out there that Tom might not be the best project manager. A very tired and hung-over Tom gets into a van alone, with a coffee. He says good morning to us (or the camera guy), and then says this is going to be the biggest disaster in the history of The Apprentice. He means a positive disaster, because his team is going to make so much money.

The ladies are getting out of the van at the Athena sales room. Joan's climbing out of the van and says if she falls, "we now own Trump plaza." Heh. She explains that she went out of town yesterday to give a lecture on survival, and she's learned a lot about that from here, so it was good. But she's so glad to be back. The ladies see a truck full of beautiful flowers show up, and they all get happy and giddy just like the women Brian was stereotyping about earlier. Melissa thinks Brande's a great project manager, because she's cool under pressure. She says Brande's underestimated: She's smart and ambitious, a deadly combination with looks.

Tom shows up and tells everyone how exciting this is, and how this place is going to transform. Jesse interviews that Tom and Dennis didn't show up with them, and that when Tom did, he was still a little drunk, possibly. Tom asks if he can drink Herschel's orange juice, and Jesse hilariously says, "You're the project manager." Clint tells Tom that cola is great for a hangover, and Tom's like, "What? Did you go out drinking last night?" Clint says, no, but he thought that's why Tom was after the orange juice. Tom, innocently: "No. It's just my breakfast." Clint interviews that Tom was really frazzled when he got there, which could be grounds for firing, unless he can pull out a win, despite the partying. Jesse asks if Tom can get Dennis down here to go a block over where bridal registries are. Tom says he went into Dennis' room and he couldn't get him out of bed. Clint gets a call from "Dennis' guy" (what happened to that "no assistants, no managers" crap?), who says Dennis is having a lot of trouble with his eyes and won't be joining them. Everyone looks panicked. Brian says that not having their most recognizable person is detrimental, though he acknowledges that having him can also be detrimental.

Apprentice

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