Apprentice

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DeAnn Welker: C | 1378 USERS: C+
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Ivanka and Jim agree with Trump, who says Joan's not going to be happy. As if to prove the point, in the suite, Joan wishes Jesse and Clint luck with the Nazi and the follower, since she's not coming in tomorrow. Jesse explains she doesn't want to be here without Melissa, because they support each other. Melissa goes in and calls Brande and Annie "whore pit vipers" to her mom. Annie and Brande whisper in the hall, and prepare to face Joan. Then Melissa runs out and tells the camera guy or someone that she wants her shit now, or she's not getting into the elevator. And she's not doing an interview. Joan calls Annie a piece of shit and Brande a stupid blond. She says Brande's been manipulated by Annie. Brande interviews this is a side of Joan she hasn't seen, and didn't think it would be directed at her. Joan says that Annie's a poker player, which is worse than white trash. Annie says poker players are awesome. Joan leaves.

Melissa's still out there, saying she wants her purse and everything else, and tells "David" he's not getting an interview. She yells and screams, which they can hear in the boardroom. Trump just shrugs. Melissa goes inside the elevator and tells her mom she's not coming back up. They get in the elevator together.

Next week: Will Joan come back, or are we at the final four?

Discuss this episode in our forums,, then see which celebs vlogger Sean Crespo feels should be anesthetized and/or sentenced to community service in No Prior Knowledge!

DeAnn is a writer and editor in Portland, Oregon. You can contact her at twopmodmars@gmail.com.

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