Apprentice

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DeAnn Welker: C | 1378 USERS: C+
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David Lee shows up at KOTU, and towers over Clint Black. Clint says David was great. He laughs about how it's so great to be at a photo shoot when it's someone else being photographed. Clint says he's done about 1,600 photo shoots so he took over at the shoot. He can't imagine it could have gone any better. Jesse just watches, as Clint switches from a Knicks Jersey to a Right Guard jersey. Jesse says they're losing. He also knows there's no arguing with Clint, so he'll let him fall on his sword, but he still hates losing. He questions Clint on a couple things, but doesn't push very hard. Probably because he likes to remain sane and not argue with Clint Black.

Clint's totally happy with the photos from the shoot. You know, because he was in charge of it all. Annie peeks in the room to see how they're doing. She asks if they liked David. Joan is annoyed, and talks about how duplicitous she is. When Annie leaves, Joan makes a joke about Annie wearing three garments in a size 6: 6-6-6. Jesse thought she was Hitler, but Joan says she wouldn't want to insult Hitler. Um, ouch. She interviews that Annie plays people brilliantly, and she can't wait for Annie to get her first face lift, because she will need two doctors. The ad's done, and Clint asks what Jesse thinks. He thinks it looks like shit. Joan tells him to go ahead, since he's the boss. Jesse laughs that it's terrible, and he'd hit delete and go with what Jesse's idea was. He says they'd win an award for his idea, but Clint doesn't listen. Clint can only figure this is game play on Jesse's part. Jesse tells Clint he's being a pussy. What's hilarious, is he says "fucking pussy," and the whole expression gets bleeped, but my caption says, "[beep] pussy." Pussy can't be said on TV, but apparently can be captioned. Jesse calls Clint stupid, and then Clint asks if Jesse won't work on it unless they do 100 percent of his idea. Jesse says that's right. Joan explains that Clint now takes fifteen minutes before rejecting an idea, because he's gone through so much Joan therapy. She says Jesse just went bananas. She's never seen him so angry. Jesse really is being mean, calling Clint stupid again and again. Then he mocks what Clint will do in the boardroom. Joan says this sounds like her first marriage. Ha.

Athena: Jim Cramer comes in to see their presentation, and to annoy me. I can't even listen to his voice without wanting to scream. Annie keeps telling Jim Cramer all of the stuff she's done. She did this, and this, and this. Melissa interviews that Annie did everything short of dance on the table with her top off to impress Jim Cramer. Jim interviews that Annie's very clever, making it so that she gets all of the credit for a win, but no blame for a loss. He asks the ladies what they'd like him to say to Trump. Brande wants to hear "good leader," Annie wants him to say how hard she worked and how amazing she did, and Melissa wants to hear the word "equal." Annie scoffs, and tells us she almost punched her in the face. She wants credit for having to do this much. Jim Cramer wishes them luck and leaves. Annie thinks Melissa should get fired if they lose. Brande agrees with "equal." Annie does not.

Apprentice

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